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This doesn't look visually appealing to me, so I gotta say no. (It looks weirder than the Hasslehoffer. Ugh.)
+ Repainting the item to purple and tagging it as "COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG" will increase edginess by 110%, grants the ability to wear Halloween cosmetics anytime and replaces Medic calls with "psssh...nothin personnel...kid..."
+ 200% speed
+ Increases damage to Engineers and Heavies by 100%
+ Decreases the need of LMAOBOX by 99%
+ Replaces Bonk! Atomic Punch with a chilidog
+ GOTTA GO FAST!
+ GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FAST FAST FASTER
- No random crits because they aren't "fair and balanced" anymore
- Can't hear shit due to the lack of ears.
- No Ryan Drummond
- Increases sensitivity over Sonic Boom
- Decreases originality by 101% when Paint Can is used
maybe it could do a small bit more work
but
jeez, this thing is great
[equips bonk]
[equips baby face's blaster]
[equips atomizer]
This is not gonna be added at all.
Promo item people:
Valve Makes Promotional Items themselves. they dont pick em from People's workshop
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