Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

gm_bettercallsaul
223 Comments
Exit.9B 12 Feb @ 7:47am 
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me
BiggerBoss 25 Sep, 2024 @ 10:51am 
i approve of this mod
Sweeto 10 Apr, 2024 @ 10:26am 
SIGMA
That_special_orphan 2 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am 
Your honor, I say nu-uh.
豆浆就着老油条 31 Mar, 2024 @ 3:33am 
Better call Saul!
Minos Prime 30 Mar, 2024 @ 6:29pm 
Your honor, how was it a hate crime if my client loved doing it.
Geo 21 Mar, 2024 @ 12:26pm 
Your honor, my client's mind simply claimed is glory over him and he fell inside a hole he couldnt see!
die Kater Schneider 19 Mar, 2024 @ 9:40am 
yappy :steamhappy:
TheRealEdcola 11 Mar, 2024 @ 4:07pm 
BETTER CALL SAUL!
Local Ethanol Drinker 18 Jan, 2024 @ 11:37am 
Your honor, If my client is what he eats, he's an innocent man.
nacho 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42pm 
Greatest legal mind I ever knew.
Nameless 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03pm 
BETTER CALL SAUL! :theathlete:
Chiro 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am 
BETTER CALL SAUL!:steamhappy:
💗💞 :Creamybuns: 💞💗 24 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
I BETTER CALL SAUL! :steamhappy:
madam lilith 30 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm 
waluther
B33keepsie 16 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm 
LETS GOOOOOOO
Butter 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19pm 
Your honor, if my client is indeed busting it down sexual style, then is he truly goated with the sauce?
PANCONZORRA 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34pm 
brown
Neptune 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am 
your honor, he was just trolling that medic.
Dom's interpreter 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10am 
Must-Dial Kyle
Worst Eleanor Ever 22 Nov, 2022 @ 5:43pm 
If you are what you eat, then my client is innocent.
flubber maniac 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25pm 
i think im in the middle of something
Xpeed 18 Nov, 2022 @ 1:36pm 
guf guf
Gaper-Bingzoid 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am 
i have v buck 200stole!!
i call the sual!!11!
boner king 6 Nov, 2022 @ 11:34am 
bro think he saul
REI 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am 
waltuh
Agent Steve (Steve Bond FR) 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm 
I BETTER CALL SAUL !!!
Freddy Fazbear 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22am 
Me When I Saw This:*Saul Song Starts Playing*
Goofball 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm 
gotta ring paul
3번 시내버스 기사 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am 
ding di dididi ding ding di di di ding
01 30 Sep, 2022 @ 4:37am 
damn, better call saul on this case
velocity72 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53pm 
i had a bad job until my boss did not accuse me of stealing i shoulnt call saul
Mr. Morale 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:21pm 
I probably should call saul
roddsteel 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55pm 
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Spoonglove 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37pm 
Yes
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Dr.Oculus 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am 
im quaking.the shock is immense.i didnt expect to see something so utterly magnificent,yet so powerful....



I BETTER CALL S-
mingebag 26 Aug, 2022 @ 12:19pm 
fuck
Gremmy 24 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38pm 
hi i'm Saul Goodman did you know you have rights, Constitution says you do and so do I. I believe that until guilty every man woman and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you Albuquerque. better call Saul
𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕚PULA 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21am 
incredible
OPERATION BOLTED BARBECUE JOIN 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46pm 
Nuff said
terricaspersen 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:08pm 
I have slain the ooga booga man.
some man 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:02pm 
ALERT! you read this, you stop people copy and pasting about myths about the fake ooga booga man
CarriBPirat 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm 
WARNING! MY ASS
ducksicker 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16pm 
WARNING! clarissa can suck my ballsack
HeadcrabP38 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm 
Warning! you are going to die if you believe in the crap below the guy speaking facts because I will come to your home and take you out if you believe in that dog crap.
JWBMann 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am 
WARNING! If you believe this shit then you are braindead!
walter 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30am 
when the map is more entertaining than the comments
Sarge 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21am 
doge works for ISIS