I know Britain is scared of Iceland taking all their fish and chips again, Elkstone.

LOL

Imagine being scared of an american

gorilla warfare XD

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wip

Oh man, that's just beautiful. Though I think it might work better if that was the AI reaction to being denounced.

By far the greatest mod in the modding community on the internet. Nothing is better than taking a city states for the glory of your empire and then getting denouces in a barrage of memes. 10/10

I'm laughing so fucking hard right now XD

aduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wip

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wip

''very well.''

i love it

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wip

That's funny.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wip

I'd sht my pants if I was playing the game for the first time and that popped up.

when they denouce you would they call you a faggot?

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out of all the things to change, why the first sentence. it's the most memorable part

"Just gonna check the workshop today for mods and oh hey look at that!" *pauses and clicks on mod* "Lets take a closer look at that image there" *Looks at picture and immediately begins to rethink life* BEST MOD EVAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

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Great.

Love this one man. Its one of the few mods I'm going to keep.

ahahahhaha

perfect

A+

dying

@Webbzyjr2 What the fuck did you just say to the Admiral, you little bitch?

OMG This is absolutely hilarious! Great job, dude! xD

Lol! true. sorry for the that. Lol! Obama would do that though.

@Webbyzyjr2: Thanks for the feedback, but this isn't exactly supposed to be realistic! Imagine Obama talking to Putin and saying "What the fuck did you just fucking say to me?" or "I have access to the entire US Marine Corps and I will fucking blow you out of the water!"

The whole mod is meant to be comedic, not realistic.

This is just stupid! If you were at war would you tell the enemy "Hey %$^@ I have spies in your city and in the titles around you, hahaha you mother #%#@er lolol!" really? like I said its just stupid.

Between replacing all of the default Great Art and Writing peices with stuff from Spongebob, and using this as a key facet of my diplomatic relations, Civ 5 has become the funniest game in my library.

still the best alternate dialogue for denouncing and the like. a shorter version, or a variety of shorter versions would be welcomed. one tires of reading a George Will-like essay everytime this mod dialogue pops up! ha ha

@camilo.stever100
Your going to have to go to mods, and select singy player. Then you select the mods you want and your done! :D

can somebodys help me with how to get this onto my game becuase i am having trouble, thanks!

That awkward moment when Ghandi says this at you.

This is amazing. The modding game has changed, for the better. Thank you.

Good. Now I can just click through without accidently reading that dribble the AI spouts.

You sir are a true hero.

OMG that pic! LOLOL XD

This is so funny haha

United States Marine Corps= Navy Seals... CONGRATS!

It must be odd to have a foreign leader tell you they have access to the US Marine's arsenal... when you're playing as America.

hehe, funny

awesome...

Navy Seal copypasta. . For some reason apostrophes were becoming quotation marks, so I had to replace them with spaces. Sorry!


WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BROTHER ARE MONKEY UNITS WITH GUNS IN THIS MOD?