Tick-tock
Heavy like a brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down till the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute till the ring stop?

tick tock

Thanks! And yeah, this one is less extreme but that means it has a higher chance of getting added (hopefully)

It's a bit of a downgrade from 2021's full upper body version, but it's still great. Your modeling skills are way better though, and it really shows compared to the old version. Even if this one isn't as funny, it's really well done this time around

he skips leg day for sure

would probably be better as a halloween submission

I'm engineering my fukin limit

Honestly with how much stuff he is carrying around on his shoulders i'm pretty sure it would be lore friendly.

mge boy

...heavy like a brinks truck...

Canonically accurate engineer.

:O

THIS IS WORKSHOP, NOT A TRASH CAN

*KODLIX*
get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head GET OUT OF MY HEAD

tick tock

They are a bit comically oversized so this should probably be a halloween item

I wouldn't be disappointed by Valve adding this, though the arms feel a little too high definition??

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Have you SEEN Scouts cake? Hes definitely got enough meat down there to power a double jump. Since he doesn't get reduced to red mist after being hit by a rocket we can deduce that Scouts legs can survive the force necessary to double jump according to current real-life physics.

You merely have to move your legs at supersonic speed to compress the air enough that it can't move out of the way before you exert enough upwards force to overcome gravity (he can clearly do this by jumping normally) which is actually lessened as his initial jump already provides upwards momentum.

If we calculate the approximate time it takes scout to perform a double jump (near instantaneous as it is as soon as you press space, but lets be generous and assume around half a millisecond) and travelling 2-3 feet from his raised leg position to fully extended, this puts the speed in the mach 2-4 territory which is very much sufficient for double jumping outside of ''cartoon'' physics.

foaming at the mouth currently

And Scout can move his legs fast enough to jump on air, cartoon physics don't require Jo-Jo like physiques.

he jacks off with BOTH his hands for MAXIMUM muscle distribution

The sentry weighs like half a tonne and Engy carries it around like nothing, and one-shots people by hitting them over the head with a guitar. Like it or not this is canon

10 times YES! If you are spy main.... You should run away booyyy!

⬇️This mf doesn’t lift

Too meme-y if that makes sense.
I am not a huge fan of detailed muscles in TF2, it doesn't really fit in the artstyle.
Heavy or Saxton hale from Jungle Inferno is a good example of how to do it,
but it doesn't really fit to engineers character well.
He'd rather build himself something to do the heavy lifting rather than to lift it himself.

Tick Tock Heavy like a Brinks truck