I don't think robodoc exists

I cant even get ROBODOC

Hj5, KotikYinotik:
You are both right.

@KotikYinotik ROBODOC doesn't take kindly to insults.

You're an absolute Legend for this one!!!! Keep up the amazing work you're doing! Restored my faith in humanity!

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Think about ti this way: Did those arms and legs really belong to the medic in the first place? I'm sure the Coalition judge will understand.

Will this work for healing major medical issues?

I accidentally... uhh... 'severed' off the medic's arms and legs. If Robodoc tech support could help me out, I'd be saved a LOT of legal fees.

If course! Robodoc can fix two patients simultaneously.

Can robodoc save my marriage?

@Lukas
Robodoc is programmed with the latest advancements in medicine.
According to virtually every medical professional, Hemopneumothorax is caused by a deficiency in yellow bile. It seems like Robodoc performed a healthy and beneficial bloodletting function in order to re-balance the humors.
But is ok, I sent you refund :DDD

Hey uhhhhhh, ( How do i say this? Oh god no, why)
Was wondrin' if your ROBODOC™ could use more training as it seems to have failed to treat my Hemopneumothorax with it's medicinal decorative powers.
I subsequently experienced a lot of discomfort while going into a state of Hypovolemia then followed by Exsanguination. The experience was not ideal and would like a fully state funded refund from the Europa coalition and the person who pattened this decorative piece of art.

Thanks, -A ship's single doctor trying to save 5 other idiots

@Disingenuous
Don't mention that cheap and inferior knockoff!!!

the auto-doc from the hit game fallout new vegas is now in barotrauma

:( aww shame

@Saromal
Good! Then you and me are both happy now.
@Psyduck
Thank you! Still have severe case of Discord allergy though :(

I really happy now!

If you want come join decotrauma :D Engine release in the coming days and then we are doing command/nav terminals

Heh nice :D

@Saromal
Done! Hope you're happy now!

Alright, I'm all for a good joke, but this isn't funny. I think you should change it to be more obvious, or take it down. It looks like a genuine mod. I think this goes against the spirit of Steam Workshop and honestly I would classify your upload as cancer.

pain? yes. missing limbs due to get choke slammed by a raptor? yes. organs harvested? yes. overall rating 10/10 would die again

Everybody's gangsta until the Player activates neurotrauma & robodoc together

@rerk Sounds like you didn't READ THE MANUAL CLOSELY ENOUGH, perhaps if you gave it a closer look you'd figure out how to use it and would stop slandering the good name of this small mom and pop type megacorp.

maybe there IS truth in ROBODOC?

Wait, so is it purely decorative or is there a coilgun or something on there that shoots the patient? I figured the joke was that it would have the latter but now I'm not sure.

the internet both loves and hates jokes like that.
great stuff. Honkmother approved

we cannot escape from spamton

I lost my job as medical doctor thanks to Robodoc replacing me.

@rerk
Thank you! Your feedback is appreciated. You will hear from our lawyers soon.

@rerk do the tags tell you much?

Just had a look at the mod files, it's just a regular item assembly without any scripts. Other than decoration, this mod serves no purpose. Anyone (including the author) that says that this thing does anything, is just trolling

robococ.

@rerk
Yes it's fully compatible with any mod (and also automatically fixes bugs in any mods installed alongside!!!)
@TheSpookiest
Indeed, it's arguably the best and most important mod anyone has ever made.

This has to be the BEST thing I've ever installed, crew injury reports have decreased 100% since I put this on my submarine

Looks awesome, any chance for Neurotrauma and Real Sonar compatibility?

AWESOME! GOOD JOB!!!!