Space Engineers

Space Engineers

Cosmomatic 6000 Nuclear-Powered Intergalactic Washing Machine
55 Comments
AdamThePilot 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:52pm 
Ah! The perfect thing I needed to clean my uranium!
Spyro The Gamer 7 Sep, 2019 @ 9:46pm 
(grins evilly)
Spyro The Gamer 7 Sep, 2019 @ 9:43pm 
@alanf47 This is the ultimate weapon. Blackmail leaders of planets you
wish to conquer by threatening to blow their planet up with a huge
freakin' laser cannon and then if that doesn't work round them all
up and put them inside this thing and run them through the spin
cycle until they give you their unconditional surrender......that is,
IF they survive getting washed with all your tighty-whities. >:)
Shurtugalskulblaka 15 Aug, 2019 @ 1:05pm 
gee brain what we gonna do tonight?

same thing we do every night pinky.. Try to take over the world!!!
Saxmo 14 Feb, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
could you immagine seeing this thing pop up in a PVP server? that would be hilarious.
Saxmo 14 Feb, 2017 @ 9:43pm 
Admril Akbar, "It's a trap!" the door closes and starts the spin cycle.
Nutlesscats 7 Jan, 2016 @ 4:07am 
quote: NB: Try enhancing with gravity generators and sitting inside the spin cycle without vomiting everywhere!

Steam VR support required for maximum space sickness lol
Girthquake 2 Apr, 2015 @ 11:57am 
9/11 The hatch opens.
LeD 21 Dec, 2014 @ 5:19pm 
Is it Jets'n'Guns inspired content? If so Im gonna love you forever!
Wamuu 21 Sep, 2014 @ 6:18pm 
...I am going to attach weapons and fly this around.
Wiedergänger 6 Sep, 2014 @ 12:03pm 
Coolest thing I've seen here so far xD
DevilynDisguise 22 Aug, 2014 @ 10:46am 
Gonna throw an extra dozen thrusters and turn this into the ultimate ramming ship...

"Captain, we have a hostile object approached at an extreme velocity!"
"What is it, Soldier?"
"It... No... It can't be..."
"Speak clearly Soldier!"
"It's uh, a washing machine, sir..."
"A WHAT?"
*BOOM*
Commander Jake Sulli 21 Aug, 2014 @ 11:27am 
We need to make this a thing.
Excuse me while I go work on my Inter-Galactic Space-Toaster.
Reverend Revenant 20 Aug, 2014 @ 3:10pm 
Glorious
Tora 20 Aug, 2014 @ 2:51am 
"Hardware Wars" meets Space Engineers. Well played!
pplatypuss  [author] 19 Aug, 2014 @ 12:11pm 
@Ace of Fours The warranty covers manufacturing defects only I'm afraid, so... Nope :D

@ozforce It should be one of the rotors settings if you are sitting on the cockpit on the top, or if not I think I put it on the control panel as "Door", can't quite remember, hope this helps :)

@SgtZerstörung You must have it on the "wormhole" setting. Please consult the manufacturers instruction manual.

@QuitStalinAround Yes, but only if they aren't made of silk or wool.

Also folks, don't forget to check out the latest Cosmomatic product COSMOMATIC 850W FUSION-POWERED TRANSGALACTIC MICROWAVE OVEN, coming to all good electrical retailers sooooooonnnnnn
SONAR 19 Aug, 2014 @ 3:37am 
Great idea! now we can wash our sweated space suits!
QuitStalinAround 18 Aug, 2014 @ 5:56pm 
can we put spaceships inside?
Graf Zahl 18 Aug, 2014 @ 1:17pm 
I think there is a bug in there because my socks always diapear if i put them in xD
Roo_Serena 18 Aug, 2014 @ 12:21pm 
By God NOT THE HARSH CYCLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Game of Ur 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:59pm 
How do I open the space washing machine?
Mandalorian Kitty 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:50pm 
OH MY FKN GOD! This is hilarious and well made. Thankyou for posting it! :palmtree:
Ace of Fours 17 Aug, 2014 @ 6:25pm 
Does the 12-month warranty include conveniently crashing into a space-dryer?
Sabre 17 Aug, 2014 @ 5:24pm 
@Uraneum, space dry them.
Swiss Cheese Lees 17 Aug, 2014 @ 12:06pm 
"Captain, we're picking up a large signature on an approach vector from the Zanussi system."
"On screen."
".....My God."
><///> (A Fish) 17 Aug, 2014 @ 11:55am 
yus
kernoin 17 Aug, 2014 @ 11:55am 
@Uraneum, leave thme inside of the washing machine. if you take them out, you'll have 900 tons of frozen clothes
zugiblubi 17 Aug, 2014 @ 11:12am 
Yolo why you build something like this?
sammyson9 17 Aug, 2014 @ 11:11am 
lol
Radio Frog 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:21am 
What? No washer-dryer combo? What the hell am I supposed to do with 900 tons of wet clothes?
Biggingerman 17 Aug, 2014 @ 7:42am 
does it takes out stains on someone dress:)
Bee 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:32am 
How does it handle my cashmere?
BRIC0LAF 17 Aug, 2014 @ 3:28am 
WTF ??? xD
Sir Sandwich 16 Aug, 2014 @ 9:40pm 
How is that with the home delivery ;-) i have got enouth space in my backyard...
Casia Loopy 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:52pm 
Thought it was a mod at first, now that i look at the pictures its even more impresive.
AutistBuddha 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:48pm 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Fishbits 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:20am 
Is this a reference to Jets n Gunz that I'm missing?
Biggingerman 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:06am 
haha cool
Gallagin 15 Aug, 2014 @ 9:27pm 
i added 1 gravity genorator on the side, reversed its pull to push nd it kept me in the middle WTF it was going around so fast to do that
Gando der Grüne 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:46pm 
pleasently rem,inds of the space dishwasher. well done
Zelektra 15 Aug, 2014 @ 12:03pm 
@Neverathome You mate just read my fucking mind!
Neverathome 15 Aug, 2014 @ 11:25am 
ya should put grinders on the inside and drop ships in it :)
Archu 15 Aug, 2014 @ 3:49am 
At first i thought this was a Jets 'n Guns reference.
Good work nonetheless ; ]
RussianToTheFinnish 14 Aug, 2014 @ 1:59pm 
As Grandma Lovell said in Apollo 13, "If they could get a washing machine fly, my Jimmy could land it..."
JCapt 14 Aug, 2014 @ 7:44am 
Oh no....
Luigi 13 Aug, 2014 @ 3:53pm 
now we just need a smaller washing machine to go inside and get washed
:interceptor::interceptor::interceptor::interceptor:
charlieseese 13 Aug, 2014 @ 3:26pm 
Too funny!
Shmenkly 13 Aug, 2014 @ 12:54pm 
damn
Da Gooze 13 Aug, 2014 @ 3:00am 
=D
Haunting Memories at 3am 13 Aug, 2014 @ 1:10am 
There's my capital ship, right there