Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

GMans Briefcase [HL:A]
72 Comments
Dusekkar 8 Mar @ 11:07pm 
PENIS! Carry on reading! Or you will shit yourself, even if you only looked at the word penis! Once there was a room temperature iq girl called Clarissa, she was two thousand-years-old and she lived in de_dust 2, because she game-ended her dog. She got so bad she went to kill all the barrels in de_dust 2 so the yakuza decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they sent her to the cbt dungeon to kill her, as inhumane as possible. but it went wrong the cbt machine they were using went wrong. They accidentally opened 1 million internet explore tabs and she sat there closing each tab for centuries until she shat. Now every week on the day of her death she will spawn in your geralds modification on a monday night at 13:00a.m and fondle your balls, by touching you and watching you nut to death. apparently if u alt + f4 on your keyboard nothing will happen: sorry man i'm really gay
Troll Lord 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am 
Stop Doing The Copy And Past IT Is Nonscense
TheBadHumour 12 Oct, 2024 @ 12:45pm 
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Nephrite Harmony 15 May, 2024 @ 3:42pm 
"what's that?
pornography
[choir]"
pizza eating retard 13 May, 2024 @ 1:49pm 
youre such a dick purple man
expert.cleaners12 21 Jan, 2024 @ 8:38pm 
You should add a gun and his ID like in Half Life 1
Spamton G. Spamton 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm 
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Spamton G. Spamton 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm 
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Upgrade Titan Cameraman 25 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am 
HOW TO USE?
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76561198839048219 17 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am 
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🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪this:p2blue:
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🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪out :p2orange:
SKEL 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am 
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪Help
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🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 or he will kill your kid :)
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪hes watching you [dave miller/purple guy]purple
solatarys new groove 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
I send my condolences to the rest of your foot
GameboyLevi2008 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31pm 
rip
Gurt 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45pm 
i subbed my toe and it still hurts bad my dudes
Gurt 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44pm 
1.2
Medic_04 6 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48am 
Briefcase full of pistols n moneh
JFgamer 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56am 
Time, Mr.freeman? Is it really that time again…
Enclave Enjoyer 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm 
i'd like to think this is where valve has hidden the one half life 3 copy lol
47 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46pm 
No, that would be... YOUR MOTHER :Original_Assassin:
mleon 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm 
What are you, president of his fan club?
Tums® 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:43pm 
Aint got shit
Fred Nut 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm 
>why are props getting to the front page?
is there a problem with that?
gael the soldier 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am 
Rise and shine... Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. The wrong man in the wrong place can make all the differences.
Kaz 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am 
why are props getting to the front page?
Jenga 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm 
Fart big poopoo
jarmston 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47pm 
the spy has already breached our defenses.
[DFS]SciMan3010 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:40pm 
and nothing. nothing like the man loose inside this building.
common_male_rural01.mdl 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm 
if you managed to kill them i will show you they will not like me.
Mx! 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm 
I've killed plenty of spies, a dime a dozen back stabbing bastards, like you, ow! No offense.
soggy cereal 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58pm 
oooh, big problem
Marshenith 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23pm 
and a knife!
Bad Goose 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm 
No and you guys got bigger problems than a red spy.
common_male_rural01.mdl 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm 
tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here?
RETROWAVE 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am 
Safe and sound. Yeah it is.
common_male_rural01.mdl 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am 
i see the briefcase is safe?
Ayxanov✵ 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am 
when as a swep
Phoenixf  [author] 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54am 
being put in stasis is just being put in gmans briefcase with the lights turned off
MrKaiser 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18pm 
:missing:
Darkishappy_2872 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17pm 
V hitman 4
Searls 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm 
i hope that in hl3 gman will smack the shit out of gordon with his briefcase
VintageDegenerate 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm 
lol
sirscottythe2nd 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53pm 
does g-man talk to his briefcase in the darkplace because it does seem boring in there
the funnny 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm 
breadbug
Xor fo xob 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05pm 
beefcase
[FR] Razormind 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm 
wow thx
kilook766 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:32am 
G-MAN ATE ALL THE DONUTS!!!!111!!!!11!
Let's take a look... 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am 
let me give an offer... IN CASH!
jimmy urine labubu 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am 
3 pipe bombs on a timer , thrown through an open window at the IRS headquarters.