Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Life Insurance
20 Comments
PlafonFan 9 Jul, 2024 @ 12:09pm 
I think its realy creative but the paint region is way too big.
AnAngryPenguin 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm 
"The Bad Guys" also known as the people who play the game
JimmyDz 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm 
stop putting random garbage on pyro's back pls
The Man Who Sold The Burger  [author] 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15am 
NO LONGER PAINTABLE! THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS WIN!
D.G.X. 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21am 
ah yes, the dead suppository
Double Spelled {Harry Sack} 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am 
cuute
Doctor Worm 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05am 
Why is it paintable
Severe Brain Damage 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50am 
This is just a weaker coffin nail with a bad paint region. With that being said, I do like what you did with the air tank, I would have liked to see it look like it was painted on by a novice, but as is, that portion is just okay.
BE NICE 2 ME 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:58pm 
Ready to lick shots nonstop until I see your monkey-butt drop
And let your homies know who done it
'Cause when it comes to this pyromanic stuff you motherphuckers know who run it, uh
So when you put this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the test
You gotta realize something brotha (You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the very best)
I got this killa up inside of me
I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary
I'm goin' off on the deep end
I found myself face-to-face with myself while I'm sleepin'
I see your picture in my head and my hands shake
You can run, you can hide but there's no escape
My inner feelings show no mercy on my enemy
I got to get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fore he gets to me
So in your own blood, you'll bathe
And I won't stop until I put this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' grave
And I can say this once again
You can cry but you'll still die, they'll be no tears in the end
BE NICE 2 ME 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:58pm 
You at your sister's house and now your sister's life's in danger (By a total stranger)
With a gang of, Mercs wantin' to bang you
And hang you, stain you, with one up in the chamber
Let's take a trip up Holaway
So you can see how many Mercs in my hood is down to die today
We standin' up for our own ♥♥♥♥
And if you outside the clique then you die, mitch (Quick)
It ain't no love in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It ain't no love for yourself or your other brother, uh
Because we real with this stuff so we stay true
And since we bang then we do what O.G. say do
I've got the mind of the man in the mirror so I'm lookin' at me vaguely
But I can't seem to fade me
I've got my pistol pawn ♥♥♥♥♥♥
BE NICE 2 ME 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:58pm 
No good deed goes unpunished

- Paintable

Now the funeral is over, and all the tears are dried up
Mercs hangin' tape on the cut getting fired up
Lookin' for the Merc who pulled his pistol on my homie
An eye for an eye, so now your life is what you owe me
Look deep into the eyes of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' killer
I want you to witness your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' murder, brotha
And since you wants to kill then your butt has gots to fry
But ain't no police, therefore your butt has gots to die
We play the game for keeps and if you slipped I guess you sleep
You sho' nuff ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and now your butt is six feet deep
'Cause where I come from yo, everybody's got a gat
And Mercs try your butt just to see where you got your heart at
And if your stuff is flimsy then your butt is gonna bend
And like I said before there'll be no tears in the end
I'm rollin' through your hood and now my heart is filled with anger
Ted Beneke 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:03pm 
coffin kit if it was good
keywii 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04pm 
its kind of just ugly, and the paint region is appalling
jams 13 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55pm 
schizo description
DJ L3G3ND 13 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09pm 
yeah that would be miles better, not everything even needs to be paintable
hipposeducer28 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:56pm 
I think this is one of the instances in which the paint region really just doesn't provide any benefit, because the colors on the coffin add to the makeshift feel of the coffin, making the candle paintable might make more sense.
♠Blake The Gambler♠ 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm 
now this is just a creative idea using the Tank like that
DJ L3G3ND 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm 
funny idea and kinda reminds me of some of the background characters in the littlebigplanet wedding level
Blackstar 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37am 
An uglier/worse Coffin Kit with an extremely obnoxious paint region
HasteReapr 13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:37am 
coffinkit but cooler