Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow
Invented SCUBA, captained the Calypso
Palme d’Or winning documenter of the ocean
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman
You’re chunky and soft, you get on my nerves
You're the only manatee I don’t want to conserve
My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty
I’m so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie
I have Oscars! You’re in Doctor Dolittle 2
So run back home to your daddy’s zoo
And just to be clear, ‘cause I’m no veterinarian:
Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?

I think this could use additional styles to remove the glasses or the pipe

Bosco Tech.

Backstabing people its not a way to go
You'd need a submarine for a blow that low
~ERB

Jacques-Yves Cousteau is the inpiration for the hat actually lol

he looks like a wes anderson fan

sexy as hell