this would be the worst item in the game if it got added

mm lead

and i just now find out someone did this years before. aaaand it's better. and.... ffffuck.

i need this

"Call me Woody, WIIILLLD WOODY!"

mike pencil

Noice.

Who you callin Pin-Head? I'M DIRTY DAN!!!

Um, no. This is just way too weird. Seems more like a Pyro hat, anyways.

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DO ITTTT

IF YOU DONT ADD THIS IM GONA TELL 3000 PEOPLE NOT TO BUY STUFF IN TF2 AND IN THE WHOLE VALVE ADD THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@TitaniumSpyborgBear SHHHHHhhhhhhh... Don't speak...

Um but aren't pencil's full of graphite?

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Who you callin' lead head?

I want

Who you callin' pinhead?

i guess he got a head full of lead

















*grabs coat and leaves*

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They say he wasn't smart. Well, at least they did, then they were stabbed.

friends + paint = team of color pencils.

GOD! That looks painful! XD

Isnt there an item that sticks out of the Engineers skull as well?

Ah, well. This is pretty good too.

Add it now Valve! And give me one

The first thing I do when i wake up in the kingdom of Breead is, breakfast, of course! This wonderful breakfast consists of toast, jam, eggs, and a wee bit of beans. As everyone in the family sits to eat the breakfast, the mail man arives with his monthly mail. taxes, a few letters, and a notice of the monthly meeting. When breakfast is completed, the two youngest children wash the dishes. Now it is time to go off to everyone's job, the job that I have been assigned today is at the wheat farm. The farming job consistes of growing, cutting, watering, planting, and shipping the wheat. To complete the job it takes about 7 to 8 hours to finish the entire feild. Once work is finished, it is time for the monthly meeting, everyone gathers in the courtyard and waits for the king to arrive.

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scary

you ok there?....

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"Who you callin' pin-head?"

i like this and i hate it, what do i do????

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yeah valve

he really needs a sharpen (syke)

*licks screen*

Pencil Pusher, anyone?

ROLF ALL THE WAY ;DDD valve should add it

when i saw things thing... ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

oh yes

if there was a brain stuck on the pencil's tip that would be epic.

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OLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

easily the best

If you died how could you tell us?

i just died laughing at this