The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Crimes Against Nature - Hold Guards
34 Comments
jd21hinman 27 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm 
why is my game crashing when i click on "unfortunate khajiit (can)"
Pacer457 7 Apr, 2019 @ 9:39pm 
At first I thought that this was a mod where the guards would actually arrest you for committing crimes against nature. That would be awesome!
Tabby3456 12 Jan, 2019 @ 3:07pm 
this mod really makes me smile when i walk into a town
El Spamu 18 Jun, 2016 @ 8:28pm 
I love this mod, but one problem I have with it is that it makes the guard helmets invisible on mannequins, which is extremely annoying. I don't know how easy this would be to fix. But anyways, great mod!
Jellymuncher 25 May, 2016 @ 9:33am 
"Did you hear about ИaтєDogg?"

"He's got a curved sword."

"A curved sword."
NateDogg 15 May, 2016 @ 9:12pm 
this mod curved my sword

10/10
FancyPants  [author] 29 Mar, 2015 @ 5:09pm 
Do you have Crimes Against Nature installed?
myztikrice 29 Mar, 2015 @ 12:18pm 
Hmm can't get this to work, crashes the game when trying to load the main menu (doesn't crash after the bethesda logo so it's not a missing master issue)
myztikrice 7 Feb, 2015 @ 2:52pm 
Do you plan to upload to the nexus sometime?
Green Potatoe 5 Nov, 2014 @ 4:51pm 
Damn. I hope I didn't make it sound like Stormcloaks are awesome. Just as clarification, because I hate them.
Green Potatoe 5 Nov, 2014 @ 4:49pm 
Why would anyone not feel guilty for killing hold guards? With the exception of Stormcloaks and guards that insult or threaten you, they are the most badass people in the game. All the companions do is sit around and screw up my game. After wasting my time with their stupid quest, they would always run up to me, sword drawn, and initiate dialogue. So I deleted them from the game. But hold guards just sit there with their fur boots and awesome helmets and talk about all the cool things you've done. Almost nobody else in the game does that.
GamerMoth 25 Oct, 2014 @ 8:27pm 
Oh my
EVILL1094 25 Oct, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
YES YOU MADE GUARDS EVILL NOW I CAN KILL ALL THE KIDS IN SKYRIM AND EAT SOUL
Sean_TheSwan 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
oh its fine i didn't need to sleep ever again XD
bidul11 25 Oct, 2014 @ 11:41am 
Whyyyyyyyy?
Seafoamboy 24 Oct, 2014 @ 4:48am 
Amazing! I always thought hold guards as seperate characters, not just guys in armour.
Swagpharius 24 Oct, 2014 @ 2:36am 
What have you done!??
Tempest嵐 22 Oct, 2014 @ 4:35pm 
I cant sleep anymore.....
Zombles 22 Oct, 2014 @ 4:43am 
This is so creepy
Journey 22 Oct, 2014 @ 1:40am 
3 funny 5 me!
Varden 21 Oct, 2014 @ 11:19am 
And now i can kill them WITHOUT the guilt:) 10\10
Durin 21 Oct, 2014 @ 11:01am 
Ha ha ha!
Pizzatide 21 Oct, 2014 @ 1:47am 
2 spooky 4 me! lol
LupusVir 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:35pm 
What even the hell?
UltraGamer35 20 Oct, 2014 @ 8:02am 
GAH! Kill it! Kill... them! And quickly... before they start multiplying!!!

10/10 Would kill all the guards in Markarth again.
Captain Salt 19 Oct, 2014 @ 7:39pm 
looks so creepy.
BinJuiceDrinkr 19 Oct, 2014 @ 2:13pm 
just funny as balls
bananalings 19 Oct, 2014 @ 12:03pm 
When they smile it makes me cry
trash beast 19 Oct, 2014 @ 11:52am 
10/10 would download again
desaevios 19 Oct, 2014 @ 8:58am 
=O
WendiGo 19 Oct, 2014 @ 5:20am 
????
August Snowpaw 19 Oct, 2014 @ 4:58am 
XDD
Marauder 18 Oct, 2014 @ 1:08pm 
the only thing what i think about it is "Are you my mommy?"
gbeefs 18 Oct, 2014 @ 11:49am 
UGHHHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING AND ANNOYINGF AT THE SMAE TIME