excuse me where is the doll i'm supposed to use to demonstrate to the judge exactly where and how this map touched me?

Castle Beef has my heart - Michael Cooper 2025.

Castle beef made me cry and throw up

where tf is the beef

My dog shot me. My wife broke down on the side of the road. My truck cheated on my with my best friend. My entire life is destroyed. But I have Castle Beef, and that is enough. Solid 5/10

What can be said about 'Castle Beef' that hasn't already been said? It is a tour de force, a masterpiece beyond compare. God himself weeps that he himself could not think to create such a perfect golf with friends map. Perhaps one day when the world finds itself upon the brink of destruction those in charge will stumble across this euphoric map and learn of their failures and find solidarity and peace. One day... one day... All in all, this map is fun once you figure out some of the rougher spots. Definitely could use some polish and love, but for a first map made, pretty fun. 4/10 first time through, 6.5 on repeat plays.

shithouse

Honestly I'm just disappointed, The lack of diversity in the holes, the same three holes are done over and over and I wanted to destroy a small Portuguese village with the sheer anger and rage that filled me after careening off some invisible walls while all of my friends slowly become shadows of their former selves... the pain... the suffering... the anguish that Hot Beef has brought on to my dear friends. I loath Castle Beef, I fear Castle Beef, but in the end maybe... just maybe, I love Castle Beef, while Golf with your Friends may bring us apart, Castle Beef brought us together. Not by joy but by hatred, hatred for Beef Castle... not good 1.3/10 hole 5 is the worst.

made me and my friends yell at each other

bad map!

Well done map!