SNIPER: Boom. Headshot.

SNIPER: Snipin's a good job, mate.
SNIPER: ...it's challenging work, out-of-doors...
SNIPER: ...I guarantee you'll not go hungry.
SNIPER: 'Cause at the end of the day, 'long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
DEMOMAN: Aaegh! Aaaaagh!
DEMOMAN: Eeeagh!
SNIPER: Ooh.

SNIPER: Yеah. Dad, I'm a... Y- Uh- I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad; I'm an assassin!
SNIPER: Well, the difference being: one is a job, and the other's mental sickness!

SNIPER: I'll be honest with ya. My parents... do not care for it.


SNIPER: ...I think his mate saw me.
SNIPER: Yes, yes he did!

SNIPER: Feelings?! Look, mate. You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.
SNIPER: Professionals have STANDARDS. Be polite.
SNIPER: Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

SNIPER: Dad!
SNIPER: D- Put y- Put Mom on the phone.

Wave goodbye to you're head wanka!

Totally

can it survive the new spider called the boston big boy or whatever its called attack?

wave goodbye to you're head

Spinning around at 2fort.

where's the sniper npc saying "Sniper's a good job mate!"

"Sniper's a good job mate!"

CRICKY!!!

boom, headshot

Great. Now you won the rifle.

:) already did it

Shoot the salesman.

ahem how do i win the rifle

land rover :D

"This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!"

professionals have standards

I'm running out of places to put holes in ya

because no sink works.

the sink do not work why?

What the bloody hell are you doing?

Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Boom, Headshot

Professionals have standards

Sniping's a good job mate.

I think they spotted us

Thanks for standing still, wanker!

Boom, headshot

Is there a no spider guarantee? (because its autstralian)

gaming

GET ON THE POINT WANKER!

Left Hand Drive? Well then!

(I enjoyed this build)

"I think he saw me... yes, yes, yes he did!"

:O front page!!

See those yellow jars in the van?

also where piss jars

N-no I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin- what the difference be? ones a job and the others mental sickness!

haha very nicee

Snipe'in's a good job mate.

snypah's a gud job m8

Yep, the choice of a Professional.

snipers car?

I know that think

Boom. Headshot.

MEET THE SNIPER

Snipin’s a good job, mate! It’s challengin’ work, outta doors. I guarantee you’ll not go hungry’cause at the end of the day, long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

(Shoots demo's bottle, causing it to jam in his eye as he blindly fires his grenades eventually falling into a pit and exploding violently)

Ooh. Dad? Dad, I’m a- Ye- Not a “crazed gunman”, dad, I’m an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein’ one is a job and the other’s a mental sickness!

I’ll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for me.
“I think his mate saw me.”Yes, yes he did!"

“Feelins’? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?” Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


OUTRO

Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone

Very cool

i love it

sniper gaming

Professionals have standards.

Targets list is actually a list of people who went camping with me at some point.

love it except that I'm a target lol