PUNISHING?!
EYEPATCH?!
PUNISHED VENOM SNAKE REFERENCE???

someone get that old man back in the nursing home

а чорний где

* Insert overused Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance joke here. *

You can't fight nature, Jack

makin' th' mother of all omelettes here, Jack, can't frent over every egg!

raiden what happened why are you even more of a twink now

well if it isn't sussy jack

RULES OF NATURE

holy shit its raiden

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow all the stains of time
But there’s no memory it's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

He looks like Raiden from Metal Gear.