Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Mumbled Call
21 Comments
XxSP4RKYD3M0NxX 10 Jul @ 5:10pm 
Why not Zoidberg?
Mr. Napoleon 16 May @ 12:43pm 
this would be fine but Halloween restricted.
smokey 15 May @ 5:08am 
I understand that this is apart of Offshore but this would work better as a halloween cosmetic imo
Xx_M3m3_lUver_xX 10 May @ 6:12pm 
*sobs profusely* why…Zoidberg? Like unless this is paintable it makes me feel like you killed him
Ted Beneke 6 May @ 3:48am 
would honestly suck if this isn't paintable.

I want tan head with tan binoculous
Shyren 5 May @ 5:23pm 
apologies for the second whole comment but I got the exact opposite complaint as everyone else
I wanna make pyro an octopus AND paint their whole head lime green, people get really pissy over item painting but please don't cave to them
GoEatATowel 5 May @ 10:05am 
I would actually use the BINOCULUS test yourself in the future. If the only demonstration loadouts you can make with an item you made are silly ones (like using the binoculus), it may be an indication to go back a few steps and try again.
DunkleWizard  [author] 5 May @ 9:59am 
still, saying "BINOCULUS! test FAILED!" is the worst way to start off this conversation
DunkleWizard  [author] 5 May @ 9:49am 
holy shit i did kinda go too far in the pyro head department
very well
the next cosmetic of mine will be something way more fitting for tf2
at least i hope :sans:
GoEatATowel 5 May @ 9:23am 
@DunkleWizard

Please take what I say next with absolute sincerity:

You are wasting your obvious talents modeling items that most players would not want to unbox.

All four of your items so far have been random head-replacements for the Pyro. We have seen repeated comments on this type of item, all saying the same thing: "No Thanks / Not Interested"

I beg you to focus on what the players are looking for in an item. Your creativity and talent are very apparent, but they MUST be balanced out by reflecting on whether or not the players want what comes out of those skills. Without thinking about how your effort is used, all of it will be wasted.

I would like to see you approach your next item with this mentality. I can only imagine something truly special for TF2 will come out of it.
Lambda Rebel 5 May @ 8:21am 
Not another all year robot head replacement or ogre head like the heavy and demoma or other plethora of examples already in the game (All of them should've been Halloween restricted). Maybe this one would only work as a halloween restricted cosmetic, otherwise, No.
Real Reality (Real) 5 May @ 7:53am 
atp what wouldn’t pass as a pyro head replacement
jeuxmiclo 5 May @ 5:05am 
is that zoidberg
DunkleWizard  [author] 5 May @ 12:35am 
thank you, you've satisfied my curiosity
Steve Gomez 5 May @ 12:30am 
No lore with me, these two are just assholes
DunkleWizard  [author] 5 May @ 12:28am 
Now you've got me curious
What's the lore between y'all three? :dealerrizz:
Steve Gomez 5 May @ 12:21am 
Why are you both such assholes all of the time
GoEatATowel 5 May @ 12:04am 
BINOCULUS! test FAILED! Please do not make an item if you have to rely on joke items to validate its existence.
Real Reality (Real) 4 May @ 4:57pm 
“Dude I’m out of cosmetic ideas”
“Idk man just do random pyro head replacements”
Shyren 4 May @ 11:35am 
why not paintable....
Scarecrow with a gun 4 May @ 7:35am 
Why not Zoidberg?