Stellaris

Stellaris

Hog Voice
81 Comments
MinBit 1 Aug @ 7:08am 
the spore sound effect!
🎅🏻What is Love?🎅🏻 31 Jul @ 11:36am 
Супер мод автор гигачад плейбой и суперзвезда
Hivelord 26 Jul @ 9:22am 
@LordSeaDoggo could you make an abuthur from starcraft advisor mod?
Kanestar 24 Jul @ 2:57pm 
10/10, would download again. Used this in a game with friends and laughed constantly. Building science and mining station is the funniest.
Trendyworm 24 Jul @ 2:56pm 
10/10
Gapho™ 24 Jul @ 11:31am 
we back?
LordSeaDoggo  [author] 23 Jul @ 10:46pm 
Victory
Exan_Flo 23 Jul @ 10:12pm 
it is working
LordSeaDoggo  [author] 23 Jul @ 7:55pm 
If this isn't working please add me and give me information on how it's not working
TheK0tYaRa 10 Jul @ 7:52pm 
crashing on last stable and not showing
Thick303 7 Jul @ 11:19pm 
The launcher says that the mod is for version 4.0.13. I set the game to launch in that beta, and it still just doesn't show up in the advisor list at all.
LordSeaDoggo  [author] 6 Jul @ 1:12pm 
Are you using any betas?
Thick303 6 Jul @ 10:46am 
This mod sounds amazing, but it's not working. No new advisor voices show up in the advisor list. Other advisor mods work just fine, so I think it's specifically this one.
Thick303 6 Jul @ 9:11am 
This is the best stellaris mod ever.
ಠ_ಠ 6 Jul @ 7:38am 
@礼上雪奇 多谢多谢
礼上雪奇 5 Jul @ 10:50pm 
@ಠ_ಠ 文雅诗人
ಠ_ಠ 5 Jul @ 3:11pm 
Do you even recall the age of stellar monotony? Those times when the expansion of your quaint civilization were guided by the sterile whispers of an A.I., the precise assertibles of a materialist, or the saccharine platitudes of a xenophile? You would click buttons, you would listen their banal words, and you would call those colorless voices, "advisors". You were, to put it bluntly, asleep.

Then arrived my swine-y salvation, my angel of ad-lib. The Drooling Feral Hog Advisor.
ಠ_ಠ 5 Jul @ 3:11pm 
While you were out there in your pathetic Galactic Community passing the Tiyanki Conservation Act, or squabbling with your similarly protozoan neighbors, I was being blessed in a chorus of snorts, grunts, and guttural utterances. You see, the feral hog does not offer "advice" in the traditional sense of the word. It does not gibber of "cooperation" or "diplomacy." It squeals of conquest, of dominance, of the primal urge to purge every filthy xeno in the galaxy. And in that chaotic chorus, I found clarity.
ಠ_ಠ 5 Jul @ 3:11pm 
One does not simply heed the squeals of the feral hog advisor. One absorbs it into their very being. The grunts are a mantra, the oinks a Socratic dialogue. You begin to understand that the complex brocade of galactic politics is not created with treaties and federations, but with the muddy, trampled earth of a newly conquered world. When the hog advises on matters of state, it does so with a blunt, untainted honesty that strikes fear into the hoggish souls of lesser counselors. It exposes the galaxy for what it truly is: a trough waiting for the most assertive snout.
ಠ_ಠ 5 Jul @ 3:11pm 
To the uninitiated, the feral hog is chaos. To the enlightened, it is the razor of Occam's Razor, trimming the fat of indecision and leaving only the lean meat of purpose. No longer am I paralyzed by choice. "Do I crack an enemy planet?" The hog squeals its approval. "Will I play peaceful this game?" A derisive snort reminds me of the folly of nurturing weakness. I have achieved a state of strategic zen, a perfect union of thought and action, guided by the porcine oracle.
ಠ_ಠ 5 Jul @ 3:11pm 
So go on, continue with your "vanilla" advisor voices. Wallow in the mud of your ignorance, guided by the...misguided voices of peace and prosperity. But know this: when your beloved federation has been butchered, when your fleets have been ground into mincemeat and your people have been purged in the slaughterhouse, I will be there, beside the celestial boar, servant of the swill. For the feral hog has spoken, and in the cacophony of its beautiful voice, I have found salvation and true fulfillment. The hogs are not just coming. They are already here, inside the faithful that will rid the galaxy of its runts.
GothicAbyss3667 4 Jul @ 7:41pm 
Please make a remaster of monkey Advisor,
your the hero we need :Gifting:
Cyberfreak 2077 2 Jul @ 3:46pm 
@DatBoi445 Me! Me!
P.S. 2 Jul @ 6:31am 
H O G :lunar2019piginablanket:
Nemean Lion 30 Jun @ 4:31pm 
Did you pay The View for the royalties on their voices?
DatBoi445 30 Jun @ 12:18am 
who else cranking dey hog rn?
Dr.Prinny 27 Jun @ 11:25pm 
My ears are bleeding, thanks!
Fell Mor 27 Jun @ 2:37pm 
The hogs are coming, and so am I. :steamsalty::steammocking:
Soup Can 25 Jun @ 11:25am 
Thank you so much
Magnet 25 Jun @ 12:58am 
Drooling Feral Hog advisor changed my life. No more do I have to hear the BORING and
DETESTABLE tones of regular "NORMAL" advisors, where now I can relax in the sanctity of the Hog. For the first time ever, it feels like I know what I am doing perfectly, I recognise every opportunity to take, every valuable system. I obtained the most fleetpower, the most diplomatic power, and went above and beyond against each and every crisis. You cannot play this game without Drooling Feral Hog advisor.

10/10, would crank my Hog again
Kallixede 24 Jun @ 8:31pm 
THE HOGS ARE COMING :steamhappy:
Flexey 24 Jun @ 7:05am 
нифига се советник украинец
Bluetail 21 Jun @ 6:32pm 
500 hogs.
hellm100 21 Jun @ 3:40pm 
Хрю!
pablo gonzalez 21 Jun @ 7:53am 
HOG RIDER
Cat 21 Jun @ 7:33am 
based would download
CometDeer 21 Jun @ 2:41am 
Finally. I was waiting for someone to make this.
[1st MD] Vet. Hood 20 Jun @ 8:42pm 
WTF does this do?
Nikola M 20 Jun @ 2:49pm 
3rd most popular mod rn. we need to get this to nr 1
Commissar 20 Jun @ 5:58am 
30 to 50 feral hogs
maddygrif 19 Jun @ 1:26pm 
H O N K
Commander Goon 19 Jun @ 12:50pm 
this is the mod to end all mods
TheCrow1358 17 Jun @ 7:05pm 
Holy peak
Jurasicktrap 17 Jun @ 10:20am 
This is the best mod ever made for anything
TheologyOfDeath 17 Jun @ 8:03am 
I have stumbled into the peak dimension
Nikola M 15 Jun @ 1:55pm 
we've reached the peak of modding. we can all go home now
Dave 15 Jun @ 4:31am 
Nothing will ever come close to this
Feral Hog 13 Jun @ 3:57pm 
Finally the mod for me
Debesta 12 Jun @ 1:38am 
SQUEEEE SQUEEEE OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crafty_YT 11 Jun @ 7:36am 
we've peaked gentlemen. There is nothing after this.