BEER

good evening problem what seems to be the officer

gordon on his way to nova prospekt to rescue Eli Vance

HOW ABOUT YOU DIE

DUI

I'm driving in my boat right after a beer
Hey that bump is shaped like a pig

can you add a right arm that holds a bottle of beer

GOON ARM

OMEGALUL

Имба

Gordon on his way to... escape from the goverment and explode the citadel.

lol

Get into a car crash while listening to audio books at 2x speed, new record. Are both your legs broken? Good.

lore acurate gordon arm:

''no i drive''

"374, area clear-"
The overwhelming sound of "FUCK!" coming at 124 mph (better with faster vehicles mod)

wish it wasnt 3d but this is fun lol

absolute peak

This doesn't works dynamic fire mod because it's packed with buggy replacement model to fix technical issues(head- and rearlights spawning under the car) related to enabled episodic behavior(which is required for fire glow). I guess this can be fixed by placing this mod higher in the mod order though this will lead to episdoic behavior bugs with lights.

now we need one that has both the muscle and another arm that is holding a phone

where is the "FUHCK!"

Gorgeus Freeman?

inacurate gordon freemans arm would take up half the screen

sigma sigma boy

not lore accurate not enough muscle

why is it so small :(

Gorgeous Freeman

they have a point. it makes gordon's arm look like a peener

you're a digital circus fan stfu

this is disgusting

Can you do a HEV version ?

asgore

I fw this vro

for the weapons btw

make dis a viewmodel so it matches

Freeman on the way to the huz before bruz

better grip ! 100% worth it

Blood pressure gaming

driving with one hand.

damn

freeman on his way to kill breen for less than one reason:

Houndeye approves

jalopy added!

YEEEE1!!!!

the freeman on his way to get some fine bitches:

add this to the jalopy

uh

when freeman is on his way to beat the f u c k o u t o f t h e C O M B I N E

is hand