please god.

michael.

aye lemme get a whiff

Honk mimimi

My girlfriend is addicted to smelling my belly button

It started as a joke. One night we were cuddling and she just buried her face in my stomach and took a huge sniff. I laughed she laughed we moved on. But then it happened again. And again. Now its a full blown problem.

I cant even sit on the couch without her crawling over like some kind of creature to get a whiff of my navel. She says it smells like safety and warm bread. I dont know what that means. To me it just smells like skin. I shower every day I am not a gross person.

Last week was my breaking point. We were at her parents house for dinner. Her dad is telling some boring story about his golf game. I feel a weird sensation. I look down and my girlfriend is leaned over under the table trying to subtly lift my shirt to smell my belly button. Right there at the dinner table. Her mom saw the whole thing and just stared at us with this horrified look.

you CANT say that about Richard Tyler "Ninja" Blevins. That's honestly (In my opinion) disgusting.
next time, think before you post.

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this made me wet.