Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Bulletproof Battery[OLD]
447 Comments
All Cops Are Bugs 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06am 
holy fucking shit big joey gun big joey slap nuts!!!!!!!!!
WorldPeace 25 Oct, 2020 @ 10:14pm 
Love the Design
Captain Chauster 11 Jan, 2020 @ 11:07am 
This is a really cool weapon! Would definitely use it if Valve added this to the game. I have some ideas about the stats, though:

Bulletproof Battery:
- 20% bullet damage resistance from the front
- 20% explosion resistance from the front
- 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Cormorant 3 Oct, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
Oh my god, this will make heavy more heavy than he already is! I love this!
pokebro2000 22 Sep, 2018 @ 4:47pm 
Interesting concept, would love to see it in-game
DIZZY 5 Dec, 2017 @ 4:37pm 
i think it should be gives slight vunrablity while crouching
Erence 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
the weapon is amazing
Daktaras Skaitogaidys 28 Aug, 2017 @ 5:24am 
the wepon is boring
yiff meister 25 Mar, 2017 @ 11:18am 
I'm slightly concerned about carrying a gas-powered weapon which has very little protection of the gasoline canister. I do admire the 'home-made' weapon aesthetic that's been seemingly lost from the community, though in practicality, I would become absolutely paranoid of explosive damage and backburner pyros.

Perhaps a stat for this could be 'Gibbed on fire/explosive damage'.
Vergil Sparda 6 Mar, 2017 @ 10:57am 
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Vladicus 25 Feb, 2017 @ 10:59pm 
ADD IT TO THE GAME NOW
NO SECOND THOUGHT
Sethtaros 18 Jan, 2017 @ 4:55pm 
USE YOU OWN MODELS, THAT'S THE IMMOBLE SENTURY!
The Rat King 13 Jan, 2017 @ 5:37pm 
i can finally be bastion
Patricius, the Human Fighter 12 Jul, 2016 @ 7:10pm 
Heavy needs nice new neat nonsensical arsenal. I approve the patent for this weapon.
Astute  [author] 7 Jul, 2016 @ 4:37pm 
Oh wow, I didn't even realize there was an update announced. Thanks for pointing that out.

A strange match up the TF2 team has laid before us, Heavy vs Pyro. I'd have to side with Heavy on this one, he desperately needs a new weapon to spice things up.
Alexco 7 Jul, 2016 @ 3:38am 
I have a feeling that in this day 2 of the update with Heavy vs Pyro announcement, this weapon will be added. The stats really point to this update

Don't let your dreams be dreams. JUST BELIEVE HEAVY MAINS. WE CAN GET NEW WEAPONS.
NOPEanvi 7 Apr, 2016 @ 12:54am 
maybe make it absorb dammage in reture for bullets
Ginger 4 Apr, 2016 @ 3:51pm 
This is literally the most amazing thing on the workshop and Valve one day does put into the game, I hope...
I REALLY REALLY HOPE they allow the Use a Decal function on it,
Dr. Cocktor 6 Mar, 2016 @ 1:42pm 
Is this an actual new real weapon or another fucking reskin? The reskins were fun at first and i enjoyed them but valve will never be able to just stop making new weapons and giving us reskins.
Tofuto 2 Mar, 2016 @ 5:09pm 
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Astute  [author] 18 Feb, 2016 @ 2:37pm 
Woozlez, I appreciate the invite to the Iron Gauntlet, but I don't feel confident enough in this item to put it towards the collection. I'll have to decline, sorry. I might consider making a custom item tailored to the Iron Gauntlet, if I can find time to do so.
Woozlez 17 Feb, 2016 @ 11:57am 
Hey! This item looks like it would be a good fit for the Iron Gauntlet collection. If you'd like to have it included in the collection all you need to do is put the logo in the description of the item before the end of February. Logo can be found here: http://i.imgur.com/mrExfMj.png
Annoying Hippy 3 Feb, 2016 @ 4:59pm 
Not that bad- but the hooks seem disgusting and the color seems a bit light
Strandedpasta 9 Jan, 2016 @ 11:40am 
Why hasnt valve seen this yet, its asking to be a weapon. :steamsad:
SalKokomo[Cheezy] 30 Dec, 2015 @ 6:16pm 
this should be in iron gauntlet
gus 29 Dec, 2015 @ 12:25pm 
Its gonna Look Russian Design
dalut 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:40pm 
IF this goes in, it's a reskin of the Brass Beast.
Александр raped me 13 Dec, 2015 @ 12:00am 
yea it`s cool and i want it but can you create shield with engineer
Jimmybil 12 Dec, 2015 @ 10:22am 
I AM HEAVY WEPONS GUY and dis is a cool wepon
Chip 24 Nov, 2015 @ 1:58pm 
i meant good
Chip 24 Nov, 2015 @ 1:58pm 
sound effect is oo wepon looks good i like it
lava 15 Nov, 2015 @ 5:45pm 
10/10 I love it. SHold definitely be added, regradless of the stats.
✪ Lag Llama 10 Nov, 2015 @ 4:08am 
i could see this helping out A LOT in MvM!
Toxic 18 Oct, 2015 @ 10:20am 
I love how it looks like Heavy just stole part of a Level 2 sentry. Great idea, hope Volvo adds it.
Sir Hioki 12 Oct, 2015 @ 11:59pm 
Is this a halo reference or is that just me :)
Mr. Philip Pines62 12 Oct, 2015 @ 4:42am 
I love the minigun, though you have to make the back part of it cylindrical. The front side is good, but the back side looks like a dispenser. Overall rating: "THIS WEAPON IS BORN TO KILL!"
misssteak 3 Sep, 2015 @ 7:11am 
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Dammit 31 Aug, 2015 @ 7:13pm 
But, the fire vuldnerbility, should be all the time, to lessen the opness.
:steamsalty:
Dammit 31 Aug, 2015 @ 7:12pm 
I dont know. IT could be op. especially if it didnt require ammo.
xenoromph 27 Aug, 2015 @ 4:14pm 
This Weapon has a battery guage that can either refill by hitting enemies, or a 30 second recharge time.

+Refills battery by 10 on hit
+20% damage resistance
-20% less damage
-50% clip size

Casperions 19 Aug, 2015 @ 2:08pm 
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Big Cheese 19 Jul, 2015 @ 10:03am 
Awesome
Dimes 4 Crimes 17 Jul, 2015 @ 3:55pm 
SWEET BABY JESUS
Trap Intruda Mane 15 Jul, 2015 @ 9:25am 
AWESOME!
deserves love and support
Beeg Boi 14 Jul, 2015 @ 4:12pm 
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Jozo 13 Jul, 2015 @ 4:01pm 
you should make a defense option so you can block bullets. for the defense option once you right click, the sheild should cover the minigun
LegoMan28 3 Jul, 2015 @ 2:50pm 
epic!!!!!!!!
tmengel 29 Jun, 2015 @ 10:12pm 
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Bjoorin 28 Jun, 2015 @ 11:31am 
this is absolutely amazing and i serioisly hope that valve add's this in! i am a heavy main and i'd like to get to play with this thing :D