Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Stool Bludgeon
86 Comments
ShadowMan44 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:39pm 
If this was a reskin what could it reskin?
Lucky Lugia 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:45am 
I know it's been a while since the last comments, but I'd REALLY appreciate if a mod of this were released.
Testsubject276 17 Sep, 2016 @ 2:29pm 
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Darius The Jackalope 19 Apr, 2016 @ 10:55pm 
i recommend a name change to "The Bar-fight Bludgeon" and make it for the demo
Stewartsaurus 12 Sep, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
PR0! This weapon would easly be VERY popular:steamhappy:
AlonBru the Greatest 14 Feb, 2015 @ 11:32am 
you can call it the stool sample. just saying.
mental case 14 Feb, 2015 @ 11:02am 
Why not call it "The Bar Bludgeoner"
🌸 Tihlah 🌸 23 Apr, 2014 @ 1:56am 
I want this for Market Gardener /(*~*)/
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Ragdoller 25 Dec, 2013 @ 3:55am 
lol how exatly does soldier carry a seat? btw it would be cool to have as taunt putting down the chair and lighting a cig.
Ric Hykkie 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:35pm 
Should make a very nice alchoolized-styled brawl with demo and scout =D
Waltzeen 26 Oct, 2013 @ 5:58am 
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Poachlight 6 May, 2013 @ 6:31pm 
sooo cooool!!! AAHHH!!!
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Darth Cannabis 18 Feb, 2013 @ 12:09am 
would work for soldier. I personally would like to see everyclass with some "bar brawl" items. Demo allready has a scotch bottle and soldier has some brass knuckles. A broken beer bottle would make a cool spy dagger, and surely someone should get a good ole pool cue.
dictateur(fr) 16 Feb, 2013 @ 3:29am 
une bonne idee d' arme qui sort un peu du lot , original : )
beezel. 15 Feb, 2013 @ 4:28am 
That would be hard to imagine in game due the fact how darn big that is.
Kowloon 9 Feb, 2013 @ 7:24pm 
Better for demo. Or even better: for both soldier and demoman, like Painkiller.
SomeOne 7 Feb, 2013 @ 7:21pm 
I really like this! An idea though, Make it also for the demo man? The demo man is a drinker so he would fit in with this
quite well.
El Discolisiun 5 Feb, 2013 @ 7:16pm 
VEEEEEEEEEEEERY GOOOOOOOOD
Commando950 5 Feb, 2013 @ 5:56pm 
This is a idea I had........ Dang it,but nice idea!!!!! I give you *thumbs up*
Kane 5 Feb, 2013 @ 11:29am 
Mr. Chair! :D
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Actually Saddam Hussein 2 Feb, 2013 @ 7:38am 
"The Barstool Bludgeon" has a better ring to it
Bezimienny! 2 Feb, 2013 @ 4:48am 
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Captain Chicken 1 Feb, 2013 @ 6:02pm 
are u freaking serious! THIS IS STUPID
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Nate 31 Jan, 2013 @ 3:52pm 
awesome!

should have same effects of the market gardner
crits while rocketjumping
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James, The Engineer 30 Jan, 2013 @ 12:01am 
I am sure if a Soldier were to bring this into battle...

Saxton Hale would be proud.
skritches 29 Jan, 2013 @ 3:55pm 
A bar fight in the battlefield?
...I like it.
Ploji 29 Jan, 2013 @ 1:44pm 
Hmm....my shapeshifting antimatter blackholes (AKA pockets) have seem to have generated a weapon resembling a stool.
bowlslop truther 29 Jan, 2013 @ 12:57pm 
Barstool would be better for the demo, as he is a drunk.

I think it would look good without a taunt, because it is very odd and drinking a chair would be weird even for a drunk.
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Little Muffin 28 Jan, 2013 @ 3:32pm 
Weird weapon idea but i like.
doggi 28 Jan, 2013 @ 10:44am 
RUUUN, HE HAVE A CHAIR!!!
Mangoosta 26 Jan, 2013 @ 11:34pm 
For soldier and demo!
『FUBNAR』 26 Jan, 2013 @ 8:57pm 
i think it would be better with the demoman becuse hes almost always drunk
SilverPhoenix 26 Jan, 2013 @ 2:13pm 
I like it!
Xenohaz 26 Jan, 2013 @ 1:06pm 
Cool weapon, makes sense for soldier to use it. I hope this gets added.
(Gent) Adrian Shepard 26 Jan, 2013 @ 12:39pm 
BAR FIGHT!
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Karim 24 Jan, 2013 @ 3:46am 
I think it fits the soldier's personality well. When not armed, maybe it could be attached to the back?
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