Black Mesa

Black Mesa

Microsoft Sam H.E.V. Suit
156 Comments
Green-Cop 16 Apr, 2024 @ 3:50pm 
Gordon Freakman : Black Table
savid el stink 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43pm 
helloiammasterchieflololololololololololol
Nekerlun 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56pm 
amazing mod :coolstar2022:
M3M3 W1ZARD 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm 
It works, but its so quiet that i have to turn down all other volume or i cant hear it. HOW DO I MAKE IT LOUDER?
ᛏDEMOᛏ 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09am 
hahahaha funny video
PolishKnight 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:35pm 
Yoo SwagMaster
careering 7 Mar, 2021 @ 2:08am 
my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoi:halojerome:
ibraheem 18 Feb, 2021 @ 6:20pm 
this gives me flashbacks to when pyro was getting the achievments, poor guy, theres like 25 more and he has to do it again
HUBERT THE ROCK 4 Jan, 2021 @ 6:15pm 
best mod ever
DEWmocracy360 26 Nov, 2020 @ 12:27am 
my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoi
Pheex 8 Nov, 2020 @ 2:52pm 
quality
BM*FaZuLet_PT 6 May, 2020 @ 11:38am 
lol
Tobe Flynn 4 Feb, 2020 @ 12:34am 
It sounds like I have Stephen Hawking on my shoulder
Mabra 1 Jan, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
My HEV suit goes SOISOISOISOISOI.
Lord Vader 20 Nov, 2019 @ 3:54pm 
Can confirm it is working in the xen beta.
Mashimaru 8 Sep, 2019 @ 12:56am 
The world's most greatest voice ever
ErkBerserk 22 Jul, 2019 @ 8:47am 
flashbacks to elementary school and making microsoft word read out inappropriate comments at max volume. you have done this game a great service, friend
Quigmman the Turkey Vulture 19 Jul, 2019 @ 9:07pm 
LOL
Skyguy 8 May, 2019 @ 2:47am 
hahaha joke
Mr 80's 28 Mar, 2019 @ 11:12pm 
could you make one with the standard dectalk voice aka stephen hawking voice?
indeepj 8 Mar, 2019 @ 7:28am 
That
That Ending Rhymed
Architector #4 5 Mar, 2019 @ 10:10am 
+a regular engie main
I guess you are looking for this:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1672871300
76561198311120301 30 Jan, 2019 @ 10:41am 
it just tells me actual good information in the microsoft sam voice and doesnt tell me to "go die fag" any way to fix this?
Electric Toothpaste 27 Jan, 2019 @ 10:01pm 
@Lt. Adam Type Snd_restart In The Console
5 24 Dec, 2018 @ 11:58am 
*falls* "I think you broke your boner."
Captain Toof 17 Dec, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
ugly
Terror-antula🕷 29 Nov, 2018 @ 4:38pm 
"go die fag"
vikz 20 Oct, 2018 @ 9:13am 
I can't hear it for some reason
silent attacker 16 Oct, 2018 @ 3:31pm 
This is so funny to me and I don't know why
Sarge 23 Sep, 2018 @ 6:21pm 
mY rofL C0pter gOes S0I S0I S0I S0I S0I S0I S0I
Magpie 14 Aug, 2018 @ 10:31am 
hacktivated
Flare 26 Jun, 2018 @ 5:24pm 
how come the suit is so quiet to the point of where i can't really hear it? is their anyway to make the suit voice louder? or anyway to fix the problem?
ꌅꈼꐞꁲ꒒ꌚ_ꋰꂦꂦꋊ 16 Mar, 2018 @ 8:17pm 
Everytime i try these mods out my game crashes any ideas? (Note: It only crashes around when Barney opens the train door for you...)
Alazure 18 Feb, 2018 @ 8:48pm 
why doesnt insult the player
do you like to eat bee 14 Feb, 2018 @ 5:34pm 
lmao its chief from arby n the chief
Trexler ♤ 4 Feb, 2018 @ 2:47pm 
does it ever say, "you wasted your ammo, fag"
Trexler ♤ 4 Feb, 2018 @ 12:48pm 
my startup doesnt work, but after thats its fine

*scratches head*
ethanjuice_ 23 Jan, 2018 @ 1:49pm 
envEIRONment
very person 31 Dec, 2017 @ 1:20pm 
It never says "I hope you die, fag" what are you talking about
acetaminophen 24 Dec, 2017 @ 12:16am 
"i hope you die, fag" - hev suit
iconophasm 26 Nov, 2017 @ 7:17am 
he sounds high
That One Cripple 12 Nov, 2017 @ 9:43am 
swagmaster from smg4 is sam confirmed
Steve Jobs Microplastic Nanobot 12 Nov, 2017 @ 8:03am 
yes
Kuromi With A Gaming PC 7 Oct, 2017 @ 7:44am 
GOD IS REAL
Lord Vader 13 Sep, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
yours may not work, but i can tell you that my end works
tehiiro 28 Aug, 2017 @ 5:07am 
Doing God's work
sirtanner 17 Aug, 2017 @ 11:23pm 
A-C-T-I-V-A-T-E-D
Lord Vader 2 Aug, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
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My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi SOI SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
Zxaoks 27 Jul, 2017 @ 12:47am 
why does microsoft sam always sound like he doesent give a fuck lol
citizen_17.mdl 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:41pm 
It doesnt work