The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Loading Screens With Extra Sarcasm
765 Comments
Lord Looser 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58pm 
i have time to read the loading screens because im on a laptop from 2007 or somethin 10/10
Cybersquirt 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm 
Please don't add \|/ (those 2 below)
Dunno if I commented before but thanks, from one snark to another.
76561198051046610 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55pm 
Suggestion: "Those with the blood of a werewolf never avoid being questioned." (Reference to some annoying guard dialogue.)
Goddess Fae 24 May, 2022 @ 2:09pm 
Suggestion: "If you want to adopt an orphan from the orphanage, why?"
demonjanitor  [author] 24 Apr, 2021 @ 3:46pm 
Thank you for supporting! If I ever redownload the creation kit I'll be sure to edit that one. Maybe I'll do a facelift for the whole mod :D
Scruffulon 24 Apr, 2021 @ 12:52am 
Ohh! It's okay! It made me kinda sad, but people grow and learn over time and I see you have! I'm gonna resub and just ignore it if it pops up, I honestly have loved this mod for so long, it's made me laugh so many times! Thank you for making it.
demonjanitor  [author] 23 Apr, 2021 @ 7:09pm 
Oh, snap- 14-year-old me was not the coolest. I'm sorry about that!
Scruffulon 22 Apr, 2021 @ 8:41pm 
Used this for years until I saw the transphobic one on the lady stone. :( Otherwise was pretty funny.
demonjanitor  [author] 7 Apr, 2021 @ 1:16pm 
That is, if TES 6 is released before I die of old age :P
Hogg Cranker 7 Apr, 2021 @ 10:50am 
If it doesn't say that in the description when it inevitably comes out, I will be disappointed lmao
demonjanitor  [author] 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:52pm 
Not an enormous Fallout fan- but when TES 6 modding tools come out I'll be sure to dedicate LSWES 2 to Beralt of Smivia ;)
Hogg Cranker 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:22pm 
Screw that guy, you should make one that's even better just to spite him >:)
demonjanitor  [author] 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:18pm 
Hey hey! I planned on doing one a few years back. Tried looking up the comment last year and found out someone had stolen the name and idea and made their own version on the fallout nexus :(
Hogg Cranker 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:22am 
The mod I'd recommend for any play through. Brilliant mod. Any chance you'd make (or have made) a Fallout 4 version?
jans113355 2 May, 2020 @ 2:52pm 
You know that meme "when your computer's too fast for you to read the tips on the loading screen"? I've never cared, until now.
Vodkavsky 1 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10am 
Great mod, still works and doesnt seem to break
Doofenshmirtz 6 Dec, 2019 @ 7:49pm 
heck, i have like 130 mods and whenever i see loading screen, the is no text at all. experimenting would be quite fun
Goddess Fae 8 Jul, 2019 @ 12:56pm 
"Redguards are natives of Hammerfell. Have you seen the warriors from there? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords."
demonjanitor  [author] 3 Jul, 2019 @ 10:07am 
Thank you! Why is that?
Chiribaya 2 Jul, 2019 @ 12:56pm 
My favourite mod so far
demonjanitor  [author] 9 Jun, 2019 @ 5:55pm 
Thank you! :ralphsmile:
Doomernic 9 Jun, 2019 @ 2:45pm 
This is the best mod ever made in the history of Skyrim. Thank you!
Goddess Fae 9 Feb, 2019 @ 1:49pm 
"No matter what race or gender you are, armor you find or buy will always be tailored to fit you perfectly. And you can even give that same armor to your followers later and it'll fit them, too, even if they're a different race and/or gender!"
demonjanitor  [author] 7 Feb, 2019 @ 8:48pm 
lmao yeah. I was like 14 when I made this mod so there are probably some mistakes I missed :ralphsmile:
Goddess Fae 6 Feb, 2019 @ 8:45am 
I've actually started taking screenshots of my favorite loading screens and posting them to FB, giving you credit, of course!

Something I noticed about one of the screens though, is the wording: "Inns are a great place to pick up rumors. Be sure to put them back where you left them, though." Shouldn't it be, "Be sure to put them back where you found them." ?

(Sorry, I'm a certified proofreader, so things like that just jump out at me. But it doesn't keep me from loving this mod and recommending it to others!!!)
demonjanitor  [author] 13 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27pm 
That would be hilarious! I’ll have to add that :ralphsmile:
At0micV01d 12 Jan, 2019 @ 5:17pm 
i told my friend about this mod... not sure if you DO have this in... but she believes it would be hilarious to have one saying: have fun spinning this around before the game crashes! all in all, i love this mod you have created
demonjanitor  [author] 7 Jan, 2019 @ 9:56am 
my condolences my dude. maybe install tons more mods ;)
Daktaras Blogis 3 Jan, 2019 @ 2:41pm 
Can't read most of them. Game loads too fast. Suffering from success. 10/10.
demonjanitor  [author] 25 Oct, 2018 @ 8:58pm 
d'awwww thank you <33
Wastl 25 Oct, 2018 @ 11:12am 
( One of my favorite mods ingame)
I mean seriously, there are a whole lot of different "tips" and honestly they aren't helpful at all, this mod gives you at least a few laughs.
demonjanitor  [author] 4 Oct, 2018 @ 7:09pm 
Problems of having a beefy PC :ralphhurt:
8u775h1t 1 Oct, 2018 @ 5:03pm 
i would enjoy this mod if my load screens lasted longer than half a second :(
Drex 15 Sep, 2018 @ 4:35am 
merci j'attend avec impatience ^^
demonjanitor  [author] 15 Sep, 2018 @ 1:17am 
Drex 14 Sep, 2018 @ 9:39am 
il n y a pas de francais?
comanchecreature 7 Jul, 2018 @ 12:30pm 
This mod helps me reach enlightment
demonjanitor  [author] 25 Jun, 2018 @ 7:20pm 
just bump the game up to legendary and there will be- just not from the mod :ralphsmile:
A Turtle 25 Jun, 2018 @ 3:58pm 
I wish there were swearing ._.
demonjanitor  [author] 22 Jun, 2018 @ 8:01am 
Ahahah the seriousest ;)
Doughboy 20 Jun, 2018 @ 12:09am 
why is this in the "joke" catagory? this is a serious mod!
saul goodman gaming 2 May, 2018 @ 3:03am 
lmao brilliant
demonjanitor  [author] 16 Apr, 2018 @ 1:45pm 
Thank you :)
ufool 16 Apr, 2018 @ 1:08pm 
You did a good job at it then.
demonjanitor  [author] 16 Apr, 2018 @ 9:20am 
That was the goal!
ufool 13 Apr, 2018 @ 1:54pm 
Basically this mod makes skyrim loading screens both funnier and not so captain obvious.
demonjanitor  [author] 15 Dec, 2017 @ 9:39pm 
d'awwww thanks <3
NjKlein58 15 Dec, 2017 @ 7:13pm 
This mod makes the game 100 times better.
Asymmetric 29 Nov, 2017 @ 8:22pm 
Yay!
demonjanitor  [author] 29 Nov, 2017 @ 8:41am 
SE is up on the nexus! If you're an Xbone user or you use the ingame mod manager it won't show up because I don't actually have SE lol