Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

TF2 Hex: Creamy Mayonnaise/Mayorate
83 Comments
horse with tuberculosis 17 May, 2024 @ 12:09pm 
mad jarate
Never forget D-Day 15 Apr, 2024 @ 3:57pm 
Cum.
Freddy Fazbear 20 Mar, 2024 @ 9:57am 
ayo i dont think thats mayonnaise
my dearest melpert 11 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm 
how joyous
Yakuza Merkitzi  [author] 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am 
@GoodAndSwordy
No Sir. Mayonaise is not an instrument.
navydroog 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm 
c*m
GoodAndSwordy 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm 
Is this an instrument?
KR0N0S1 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11am 
It's a viscous custard (totally not human cheese)
nick the fat ass bunny 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:28am 
marasmus' has :jarate:
X 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm 
МАЙОНЕЗИК
SniperOnSunday 15 Jun, 2021 @ 7:03am 
Yeah, that's definitely mayonnaise...
MrDoomBringer 15 May, 2021 @ 6:38pm 
Thats not mayo....

















thats ranch
Пожилой Солдиер 22 Nov, 2020 @ 3:00am 
cumburger
jolly 9 Sep, 2020 @ 1:09am 
one handed increased
Mono 15 Jun, 2020 @ 8:07pm 
jizzrate
big tobacco 19 Mar, 2020 @ 12:45am 
cum
YoshiOzzy42 14 Mar, 2020 @ 5:35pm 
I'm not a mayonnaise kind of person, so I technically find this way worse than jarate...
Friend Inside Me 5 Feb, 2020 @ 5:38pm 
"Jarate is snipers piss, So that means mad milk is scouts-."
Implosion Addict 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:43pm 
Cum
Smokey 9 Nov, 2019 @ 4:43pm 
sniper makes his own "Mad Milk".
Shichido Yukino 12 Sep, 2019 @ 7:51pm 
Just please give me bleach now because if I ever get covered in that I will kill my self
Yakuza Merkitzi  [author] 12 Sep, 2019 @ 5:51pm 
Best not to get covered in it then.
dopeyschmuck 12 Sep, 2019 @ 5:47pm 
everybody knows that its cum
Shichido Yukino 18 Jul, 2019 @ 6:31pm 
ok end my life now or give me either bleach or fucking gasoline so i can like forget this ever existed
千λllöut S. 21 May, 2019 @ 1:02pm 
Eww gross its Mayo
76561198805846687 19 Apr, 2019 @ 2:32pm 
Similar to Mad Milk, except it's in the Jarate jar.
Fizzy 2 4 Dec, 2018 @ 10:02pm 
"mayo."
































































SNIPER WE KNOW YOU PISS IN THAT JAR, IT WOULDN'T BE SUPRISING IF YOU EJA--
jim 12 Nov, 2018 @ 3:24pm 
Taste nothing like mayo. It tastes salty and its also sticky.
ulotrichous 21 Oct, 2018 @ 2:11pm 
"Well, it smells, and it's slimey. So I don't know if it's mayonnaise or not Algie."
Fizzy 2 27 Oct, 2017 @ 11:06pm 
Now, mayo is a noice weapon
Zachian_ 26 Oct, 2017 @ 3:56am 
you sure this is mayo? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Moostache 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:43am 
this is very slav
the bone zone 23 Apr, 2017 @ 5:35am 
RARGH
the bone zone 23 Apr, 2017 @ 5:35am 
one krabby patty hold the mayonnaise
Ray Wattson 15 Aug, 2016 @ 7:22pm 
Mad Mayonnaise
Yakuza Merkitzi  [author] 23 Jul, 2016 @ 10:37am 
i thoguht you we're repeating him. im sorry okay.
Yakuza Merkitzi  [author] 29 Jun, 2016 @ 6:47am 
@Middy
You did Relize there is a BB Code Box that says its original name in the description. Right?
RixskyIcarus 2 Jun, 2016 @ 4:17am 
The Super Powerful elixr of the slav!
press v to hydrate 1 Jun, 2016 @ 6:30pm 
Jesus Christ, can't the GMod Community get more idiotic and toxic?

ITS A DAMN HEX FFS.
ennard 18 Feb, 2016 @ 2:46pm 
ok you want to know whats in the pyros suit A MAYO PERSON
Yakuza Merkitzi  [author] 17 Feb, 2016 @ 11:08pm 
@The Demoman
Again. i dont really care. its supost to be Mayo
ennard 17 Feb, 2016 @ 3:08pm 
LOL
ennard 17 Feb, 2016 @ 3:08pm 
ITS SEEMEN LADDY!!!!!
King Halfi Bedalfi 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:32pm 
That's what I call
cumrate.
*ba-dum-tsssh
Cytrix Drakani 9 Feb, 2016 @ 8:49am 
"mayo"
★Cody D. Buni★ 11 Jan, 2016 @ 3:32pm 
I can't stand why many people is refering it as semen rather than mayonnaise? Goddamn dirty minds. :steamfacepalm:
Probable Orange 22 Dec, 2015 @ 11:34pm 
"Mayo"
Mr_Mike 19 Dec, 2015 @ 9:56am 
" Creamy Mayonnaise " ;)
NotThirdReich 18 Dec, 2015 @ 5:11pm 
Correction 30% more disgusting than jarate. iT becomes opposite day if you have been jarate chopped
TRON 17 Dec, 2015 @ 2:27pm 
also the statement from yazuka stating that "mayonaise is related to dirtyness these days" i am just describing the item based on valve's sexual inuendos i will list them by game half life 2: the cactus in kleiners lab is shaped like a penis(also a prop in gmod), tf2:there is a rock formation in the game that if looked at from the right angle is vaguely phalic, the candles in the halloween maps are in trios sometimes (2 short and one long in the middle) the mad milk item card saying"level 0 non milk substance" those are all of the valve games i noticed the referances in