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once upon a time there was a dad who hated his child he was hitting him with this. (child was scout and dad was heavy)
and one day
child:DAD PLEASE STOP
heavy:NO
child:X_X
tommorow. the same the same after 2 more days and same at 3 more days then at 4th day...
heavy:COME HERE YOU LITTLE SCRU- where are you?
scout:*hiding* *drops from ceiling*
heavy:AHA THERE YOU ARE *goes to whack scout*
scout:*grabs the thing*
heavy:wha... how?
scout:*uses heavy as a flail* *floor chrashes* *smashes a baseball hat on heavys head*
scout:i'll put it in the trophy room with the others.
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-20% damage on target that is nolt taunting.
fuck no
you don't
Need this.