Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Courier's Caffeine
190 Comments
Grape Juice Gaming 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm 
Scouts more of an energy drink person
Wiggy 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
Motto: TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE.
404_coffee.exe 22 May, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
I feel like scout with coffee would be a migraine
XenaTek 3 May, 2019 @ 7:35pm 
(epic gamer music)
socks 16 Aug, 2018 @ 8:35am 
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!
Hot N Spicy McChicken 8 Oct, 2016 @ 11:16am 
what if it can be both a drinkable and a throwable
Drink for caffeinated boost
throw to burn your enemies with hot coffee!
Ash_the_first 16 Jun, 2016 @ 9:34am 
like scout need to have more energy and be faster... :steamfacepalm:
Trobby 5 May, 2016 @ 3:44am 
coffe.
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ 29 Jun, 2015 @ 12:40am 
@ZombiePlasticClock
You're welcome & Good luck! :happy_creep:

Also I meant to say "I am not sarcastic", instead of "I am no sarcastic". I missed to press the "T" button. Anyway, you got the point!
Dumb  [author] 29 Jun, 2015 @ 12:13am 
@ Frosty

Thanks for the compliment! I've been debating making a new version of this, Might do it after all
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ 28 Jun, 2015 @ 9:19pm 
Mannnn, coffee lovers would LOVE this.
(No, I am no sarcastic. This item seriously looks cool!)
Jeem Cari 27 Jun, 2015 @ 5:57pm 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
Dumb  [author] 10 Feb, 2015 @ 7:44pm 
@ Swag master

Haha thanks, been a while since someone commented on this. You'll be pleased to know then that a new version is on my to-do list.
CP Möney 10 Feb, 2015 @ 5:01pm 
Love this!!! this is a really cool item to have
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 18 Oct, 2014 @ 9:02pm 
maybe you can make a mad milk version too
BakedMemes 31 Jul, 2014 @ 7:50am 
Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds
pedro 19 Jul, 2014 @ 6:23am 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
Niko Kōnstantînos 1 Jul, 2014 @ 6:44pm 
this should be for sniper instead still good
nowhere girl 25 Jun, 2014 @ 1:05am 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Amari 20 Jun, 2014 @ 8:38am 
Truely amazing!
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 19 Jun, 2014 @ 2:24am 
*soda
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 19 Jun, 2014 @ 2:23am 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
preZ 12 Jun, 2014 @ 7:27am 
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 17 May, 2014 @ 7:56pm 
call it lethal latte or something like that
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 17 May, 2014 @ 7:55pm 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Nixe 12 May, 2014 @ 4:36am 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
Sesbian Lex Luthor 22 Mar, 2014 @ 4:43pm 
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity 16 Mar, 2014 @ 4:21am 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel 3 Mar, 2014 @ 10:56pm 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
Dumb  [author] 14 Nov, 2013 @ 2:53pm 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
Nate Jo 14 Nov, 2013 @ 8:52am 
It's "ESPRESSO"
Jonathan Dierckx 11 Nov, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
The best!
TheSarcasticPossum 26 Sep, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
Maddocktor 26 Sep, 2013 @ 7:06am 
This is super cool Reskin?
Moon of Andor 28 Aug, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly 3 Aug, 2013 @ 3:21am 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyx 8 Jul, 2013 @ 5:46am 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
ash 27 May, 2013 @ 12:18pm 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
The Caretaker 16 May, 2013 @ 12:13pm 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
CyberSaber 30 Apr, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
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Hauntwick 12 Apr, 2013 @ 9:18am 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
Dumb  [author] 2 Feb, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
barikan 2 Feb, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
Siren System 3 Dec, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
Siren System 3 Dec, 2012 @ 12:59pm 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
Siren System 3 Dec, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ 14 Nov, 2012 @ 10:21am 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) 17 Oct, 2012 @ 5:16pm 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
Dumb  [author] 17 Oct, 2012 @ 12:04am 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) 16 Oct, 2012 @ 2:53pm 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.