Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The General Issue
599 Comments
Xtreme_Shoot 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:34am 
God Damn Soldier Real Pistol ! Like Bison !
HIMothy Chalamet 5 Sep, 2020 @ 3:22pm 
TWO WORLD WARS, SON
Solid Snake 8 Feb, 2020 @ 3:57pm 
CQC But I'd like Spy to have one too,
WillOrMight 1 Dec, 2019 @ 3:28pm 
ha saw what you did
PanzerPlant 12 May, 2019 @ 2:33pm 
Knife. Gun. Knife-gun! Commencing Virtuous Mission NOW
omnomgamer12 23 Feb, 2019 @ 8:46am 
what are the stats
zombie sparkledog what!!!! 28 Sep, 2018 @ 4:15am 
Awww yussss finally another weapon to use the Bison's poses
jahwa 16 Jun, 2018 @ 12:04pm 
Looks pretty good but I'm sure Valve will never add this
Ray 24 Feb, 2018 @ 12:49am 
*Existance
Kady 3 Nov, 2017 @ 5:11pm 
here are some stats ideas.


~Base~
8 Round Clip

48 Reserve Ammo

Point Blank: 32 Damage

Mid. Range: 16 Damage

Long Range: 8 Damage

M2: Melee Attack with 2 sec cool-down (Shown by Stamina Meter above hud.)

~Positive~
any damage done will speed up your firing speed by +4% speed by 1 damage. (resets on reload)

m2 attacks can mini-crits if the enemy is hit on the back.

+25% reload speed.


~Negative~
no random crits from m2 attack.

any random crits from m1 attack is a mini-crit.

- 25% bullet damage resistance after m2 attack.
Knusperfrosch 19 Oct, 2017 @ 11:22am 
@Martijndebakker
That's a good point. :ss13ok:
Go touch stinging nettle 19 Oct, 2017 @ 2:01am 
But if the knife is tied to the moving part, but also screwed to the front, this gun couldn't fire.
You'd have just one shot, because it doesn't spit out the shell casing.
Rancho Relaxer 12 Jul, 2017 @ 12:06am 
You ever thought of submitting this item as a double weapon that takes both secondary and melee slots?
Coolasdice 28 Nov, 2016 @ 7:31pm 
Needs to be a thing!!!!
Dr. Martex 20 Sep, 2016 @ 1:57pm 
This would go well in Frontline.
liberty prime 20 Sep, 2016 @ 10:02am 
nice little wepon that i would like in the game
Bucket Buffoon 14 Nov, 2015 @ 12:22pm 
So is BLU Team Cobra?
I knew it...
Lightning 8 Nov, 2015 @ 11:03am 
Stats:+Use A Gun And Blade +25 faster firing speed +25%Reload Speed +Blade Deals Bleed damage for 10 secs -10% Slower Walk Speed -10 Max health on wearer -Cannot Use Melee Wep
Squdge 7 Nov, 2015 @ 11:29pm 
plot twist: it actually fires knives
Hanabo Redwind 29 Oct, 2015 @ 4:44pm 
Oh yes! Epic!!! :steamhappy:
WindowsPisstah 22 Aug, 2015 @ 8:22pm 
People keep complaining about certain things like the slides and how a BULLET using pistol for soldier would ruin him. But keep this in mind: The classic G.I Joe costume never had bullets. It had LASERS. So this would be more like a bison but with no piercing, lower damage, but it would have a higher ammo count. Maybe a stab for an alt fire and POSSIBLY a higher fire speed.
Jimmy Jamboree 13 Jul, 2015 @ 10:46pm 
STAT IDEAS

all class pistol

--gun stats--

- % 25 slower draw (on draw: spins pistol)

- % XX smaller magazine (9 rounds)

+ % 10-15 higher damage

--melee stats--

- no melee wep.

+ used as mele wep.

- % 20 slower swing speed

+ % 5 higher damage

on melee hit:

causes bleed for two - three seconds
Rough 17 Jun, 2015 @ 9:09pm 
Hate to point this out, but the location of the knife makes the pistol's slide mechanism not work whatsoever.
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Boom Goes the 69 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:14am 
THIS ITEM IS AWSOME i have some stats
+20% movement speed
+can melee atack when enemys get close to you
-25% damage
Casu_marzu 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:20am 
i beg you gaben!!! pls
Sleepy-Keyzer 20 Nov, 2014 @ 3:52am 
Why the hell isn't this in game yet? This is my favorite soldier fan made pistol
BODKIN 16 Nov, 2014 @ 1:17pm 
Its cool but i have a "general issue" with how the slide is now bolted down in place, effectively making this weapon not function properly
MrM1005 16 Nov, 2014 @ 10:21am 
what about alll classes =D
A Phantom Pain 7 Oct, 2014 @ 10:01pm 
soldier finally has a bayonet pistol
TomatoLover 20 Sep, 2014 @ 10:14pm 
YES THIS HAS TO BE ADDED IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Casu_marzu 1 Sep, 2014 @ 6:05am 
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Casu_marzu 1 Sep, 2014 @ 6:05am 
PLZ
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PLZ
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Silent Wrist |HZ| 16 Aug, 2014 @ 7:20pm 
Pros:
+10% melee damage
Cons:
-10% bullet damage
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Replaces secondary and melee
Alt-Fire: Melee attack {Downward cut}
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[FF] Malgren 10 Jun, 2014 @ 7:15pm 
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figglet 8 Jun, 2014 @ 5:54pm 
I think this fits the art style of tf2 and funny description lol I have a idea for a possible stat reload is slow but does it automatically even if you switch to a different weapon
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Flpstrike 16 Apr, 2014 @ 10:11am 
How do you willl reload?