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-some dumbass necron overlord
LETZ GO TA WAAAGH! WHILE DEY'ZE LOOKIN' AWAY!
HERESY!
look at nearby commisar. eyes go wide.
ohholythroneofterra.ome
commisar is sexy badass who is only wearing undergarments underneath her greatcoat and boots
commisar looks your way and begins sauntering towards you
throneofthegodemperorpleaseno
the commisar is now standing several feet in front of you
Commisar: is there any reason why you're staring at me like that, trooper?
guardsmen anon: N-no Ma'am.
proceed to blush heavily while trying not to ogle the assets on her chest.
fail miserably at doing so.
suddenly feel intense blush creeping over face like a wave of freshly ignited promethium.
suddenly feel pants tent uncomfortably.
suddenly feel something wet running down nose and over mouth.
bring hand up, and look at what it is.
its blood.
commisar suddenly gives look as cold as ice as her face lights up in embarrasment of your actions.
commisar pulls bolt pistol from holster on hip.
Commisar: HERESY!!!
BLAM!exe
EXTERMINATUS