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2016 was bad
but why thoe
NAHHH THIS IS AWESOME
100 iron blocks, 1 tungstun door, and 4 window blocks
Building the shelter, here comes a large meteor breach
We must complete the shelter before impact!
Closing in and my manipulator is one block out of reach
Everything is destroyed, including my best save in hardcore mode
Nothing better than a bottle of Clorox bleach.
fug
[Yes] [F*ck Yes] [F*cking. Hell. Yes]
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NOW PRESENTING DRINKABLE BLEACH!
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Excellent Quest Bed material! Or maybe you just
want to end it all and thus you're drinking it anyway.
Well, no matter the occasion, we now present to
you the perfect way to just end it all already. We all
know deep down inside that you need this product.
Heck, I need this product, I'm feeling as suicidal as
Papa Franku himself! I'll just get this and end it all
right now! EDGELORD 100%!
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<It is beginning to dawn on you that reading this advert was just a massive waste of time. Store it anyway?>
[No] [F*ck No]
<You took the advert>
(Why did I make this?)
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░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░ BE LIKE BOB.
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Hmm, seems to work. The only problem is, it turns out i'm a Waste of Space...