Well if you need this to feel powerful so be it but please give me the possibility to not kill the guards since you can't dodge the conversation.... I prefer silence is golden

"Flagrant abuse of authority" -- You're irresponsibly disturbing the peace with magical abilities that can literally rip the soul out of people's bodies and raise their remains as zombified slaves... and the guards are the bad guys here for telling you to take that somewhere else? That being said I downloaded.

I love this mod. The guards deserve what's coming to them!

This is one of the best mods I've ever seen. Thank you.

LOL he just said arrow and died XD

Got the three mods now and I wonder how long it takes before every one of them is dead.

ah finaly, i dont have to stain my blade with them.

If I get this (which I already have) EVERY GUARD IN SKYRIM WILL BE DEAD after a few days :3. And if theres no guards, NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM STEALING ALL OF THE SWEETROLLS

FINALLY,I CAN BE EVIL BY BEING!FRIENDLY,I WELL RULE THE WORLD MUHAHAHA

Yay

Armok i agree with you.

Let kindness be your WEAPON!

Kill all of them with kindess.

This mod is amazing i have always wanted to get revenge without cheating Thnk you. :D

After the gurad finishes his/her dialogue, the avatar of Talos should FUS RO DAH said guard.

Make a pack of punishments for:


Arrow in the knee jokes.
Dawnguard reformation.
Lollygaggin comments.
& other poluted shitty
behavior of faggotness.


- I'll pass it around in all skyrim related communities, facebook, twitter, youtube, skype, by Ysmir, EVERYWHERE! Just plox, do something about quotes like that. I dunno, but I -think- these make some good examples, lol:


Sweetroll Comment?! - Turn them into a sweetroll.
Arrow Comment?! - Spawn an arrow in his knee.
Dawnguard Comment?! - Let a vampire eat him.
Shout/Magic Comment?! - Kill him with fire! :D

etc etc...

@MissPiggy: I want to see a mod like that too. Everytime I start a new game and enter the Whiterun gates, the first thing I hear is the quote about the Dawnguard.

is there a a mod for divine punishment for "I hear they're reforming the dawnguard" I have heard that so many times its making my head hurt.....

GREAT, idea for a mod. Just some food for thought instead of killing the poor guard, put the fear of god in him, leave him wimpering in the street. And when I say fear of god in him I mean literally have Akatosh uniquelly and humorously, scold and punish him. And not just regarding the shouting, but also for when the guards mock Dovakin about losing his/her sweetroll etc. I think being pubicly humiliated by the god of gods should surfice as due punishment.

@mycastleceller you Cant call a mod bad just cuz it doesent work for you -_- You Sound like a whiny bitch

Have you tried making this mod load last?

Tried this and it doesn't work! Waste of time on a worthless and useless MOD!

Lol! Love the cronological order explanation in the snapshots! Well put! After seeing that I didn't even need to read the description!

Could you make a tutorial for this? I'd quite like to make "Arcane Judgement for Rudeness Associated with magic" (Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else)

This is beautiful, I just downloaded your mod, haven't had the opportunity to see it in action yet. You might want to consider adding some well deserving NPC's as well, like Nazeem....., the beggar in Whiterun, the beggar in Markarth, including some of the Jarl's when they get rude and upitty for no reason. And yes, even that brat in Whiterun that needs a severe....... attitude correction. Before this mod, if I hated the NPC and knew the were essential I would use a KILL order on them and they would leave me alone for awhile after that. LOL....
But this is MUCH better!

Cool. Dishonored is a love letter to fans of Deus Ex and Thief

Since it was on sale, I bought copies for two friends. Haven't heard their opinions on it yet, but they've just started playing it. Though I do know one of them loves Deus Ex, which this game reminded me of.

Thanks, Durandl!

Between this and the Arrow in the Knee one, just need one for 'Let me guess. Somebody stole your sweetroll.' The way they say that makes me want to slap them.

Also, I love Dishonored! Pre-purchased it months ahead of time, it was totally worth the wait. Planning on getting it for a friend, as well.

Sorry, but the patron god of duty will only punish those who abuse their authority. It will not smite those trying to arrest you, for they are merely doing your job. You are welcome to extract the files in the BSA of this mod (using BSAOpt) and re-implement your own techniques for your sinister intentions.

oh wait! it DOES work when a gard starts asking u 2 stop shouting! my baaad! but could u get this 2 work on ALL guard complaints, like being arrested, and all that other stuff!

i dunno that this may be a bug or something, but when i get arrested, that dialog doesnt seem to work O_O....
can i plz fix this?
i will need this for a little plan for a freak accedent (or a mayhem run :D) im planning with a few other mods!
il give u a hint: its a dragon mod, u turn into a dragon, but what KIND of mod? is it a turn-into-dragon-and-able-to-turn-back-without-waiting-like-the-werewolf OR is it turn-into-a-werewolf/dragon-spelltime. il tell u later when u fix this! :D

and i burn doon villages! (and/or cities!)

GR8 MOD THOUGH!

It's possible that the autogenerated script filename happened to match a script filename that already existed. I just updated this mod to use a unique script name that might resolve your theorhetical filename conflict

gonna check tomorrow, don't have the game on this laptop
i'll let you know, thanks!

@floris... hmmm.. sounds like the mod did not load. I changed the reply text. Do you see "You won't have to tell me again" in the reply?

doesn't do anything when i answer nicely, just the regular "ok then"

combine this with the mod of killing them when the say arrow in the knee, making them say nothing but arrow in the knee an you get a no guard town

I'm gonna have to agree with teamawesomejesse, Both this and divine punishment for arrow to knee mods are amazing. (Thumbs up!)

Thanks! :)

That is one of my most beloved mods, I cannot help but SUBSCRIBE. thank you so much, I have a mod that allows no time limits for shouts, so now I can just Wuld everywhere and kill anyone who doesnt like it!!!