The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

69 Nazeems
143 Comments
Morikar 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am 
As a man once said "No P*ssy in the cloud district. No P*ssy in the cloud district. Do it. Touch me. Grab me." I will not be using this mod but I can appreciate the art and craft behind it.
DamienDaSanta  [author] 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05pm 
@WildUncomfort probably not due to the new Nazeems being completely new NPC's but maybe yeah... :liam_al:
WildUncomfort 16 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19pm 
does this work with the mod that makes everyone kill Nazeem?
Trash boi 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm 
@damiendasnta uh ok?
DamienDaSanta  [author] 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm 
@Trash He is however black, so he must be packin some heat to get so high in the cloud district
Trash boi 30 Aug, 2021 @ 2:14am 
@damiendasanta you know nazeem pp is very very very small like antom
DamienDaSanta  [author] 29 Aug, 2021 @ 11:38am 
@Trash it wouldnt be good if my dick was Nazeem, because that would mean I would have to beat it severely to near death every day:2017meatball:
Trash boi 28 Aug, 2021 @ 1:23pm 
@damiendasanta and make bufferfly nazeem FOOD BUT IS NAZEEM HEAD FOX NAZEEM KID NAZEEM COW NAZEEM CHECKEN NAZEEM DEER NAZEEM EVERY THING BUT IS NAZEEM EVEN TREE IS NAZEEM AND SKY IS NAME AND NAZEEM FISH AND DUCKING WATER IS EVEN NAZEEM AND WHY YOU SPELL MY THRASH? OK GO BACK TO NAZEEM OK NOW MAKE IS NAZEEM AS AIR NAZEEM AS DOG EVEN ROCK IS NAZEEM AND DUCKING GLASS EVEN IS NAZME ALL ARMOR IS NOW NAZEEM SUIT EVERY BOOK AND SPELL SPELL EVERY BEE IS NAZEEM EVERY WEAPON IS NAZEEM ALL CTIY NOW IS MAKE ALL OF NAZEEM AND EVEN EYE IS MADE OUT OF DUCKING NAZEEM EVEN YOU MOM IS NAZEEM EVEN A DOOR IS NAZEEM AND CLOUD IS DUCKING NAZEEM AGAIN EVEN ALL ANYWAY THING ORGAN IN SKYRIM IS MADE ALL OF NAZEEM AND ADLUIN IS ALSO NAZEEM WOOD IRON STEEL AND DAWNER AND AND EVEN BLOOD IS NAZEEM AND DUCKING SNOW AND FOG IS NAZEEM AND FIRE AND ICE THUDER IS NAZEEM EVEN YOU PP IS SAME AS NAZEEM
DamienDaSanta  [author] 22 Aug, 2021 @ 10:27am 
@Thrash that would probably be somthing only seen in nightmares:2017meatball:
Trash boi 15 Aug, 2021 @ 8:15am 
now make nazeem as a dragon
DamienDaSanta  [author] 16 Oct, 2019 @ 8:45am 
@Shift Kit to be honest, the mod itself is pretty terible but I'm glad someone is enjoying it:cozyprodman:
Shift Kit 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:23pm 
I love this mod and it's funny but Delphine always break with this for me for some reason (may break cuz uncompatibleity with another mod) again I LOVE THIS MOD THO ;-;
DamienDaSanta  [author] 7 Oct, 2019 @ 1:39pm 
@dingus no problem :lunar2019piginablanket:
Witchi Tai To 6 Oct, 2019 @ 3:57am 
thank you dad
DamienDaSanta  [author] 28 Mar, 2019 @ 2:06pm 
@MCslappypappy The hunt never ends.
MCslappypappy 27 Mar, 2019 @ 5:31pm 
Hey ... guess what guys ... He's *snickers* He's, ... HE'S IN THE CLOUD DISTRICT!!! *Thunderous laughing*
DamienDaSanta  [author] 22 Dec, 2018 @ 12:11pm 
@Raggerid good to see people still hating on Nazeem :,)
Keulron 19 Dec, 2018 @ 1:06pm 
(grabs crossbow) "Serana, we have some hunting to do."
fr33m4n99 18 Sep, 2018 @ 4:57am 
nice
DamienDaSanta  [author] 18 Jun, 2018 @ 3:20am 
#Hu-kun its a new species that has made its nest in the cloud district and more!
Hu-kun 17 Jun, 2018 @ 5:19pm 
The only Nazeems to ever exist. Originally are from Hammerfell, but are killed or scared away by either the Thalmor or Alik'r, but either way, they've tried to kill them, for the 69 gold in all of the Nazeems. An almost extinct species, shoo'd away from its natural habitat. Today, many adventurers tried to poke it, or throw things at it, it to get a reaction. Only 100 at the time was living in Whiterun for conservation, with countless more outside of Whiterun. But.. after accidental or deliberate deaths, 69 currently exist. No documentation outside of Whiterun has been documented.

But thankfully, breedings have been successful; with one Nazeem being successfully bred, with it having darker skin on the head than the others; truly a miracle, as it also is able to adapt to the environment much easier than the other Nazeems, with being able to communicate... if while being a snarky piece of shit.
DamienDaSanta  [author] 30 Mar, 2018 @ 6:40am 
#NoMoreNormalcy I'm immersed
NoMoreNormalcy 29 Mar, 2018 @ 3:15pm 
Why are half of these "immersive" mods up here not even immersive?
DamienDaSanta  [author] 10 Mar, 2018 @ 7:49am 
#Wicked well... yes
Wicked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 9:20pm 
What's this?....some kind of redguard genocidal type mod or something?
i need more boullete! 9 Jan, 2018 @ 1:06pm 
dis is were ebola com from
Robfal2 30 Dec, 2017 @ 12:04pm 
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DOLANTROM 11 Dec, 2017 @ 10:28pm 
this is as dank as it gets
V I P E R S N E K 3 Nov, 2017 @ 8:04am 
I dont like that Nazeem in the 3rd picture...
Jakoppen 16 Oct, 2017 @ 12:43pm 
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DamienDaSanta  [author] 30 Sep, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
@Lighting Blaze this is still just a meme mod and i doubt that anyone would pull some time out their schedule for it.
Lightning Blaze 30 Sep, 2017 @ 8:41am 
Perhaps you could have another modder teach you, or add the quest for you!
DamienDaSanta  [author] 30 Sep, 2017 @ 7:44am 
#Gege the Fashionable Dog lmao thanks but I think i'll keep it like it is right now. I haven't been anoyed really by others except nazeem and braith (and the jarl Balgruuf's children). Don't know about all the scripting that is included for a quest that is requested a lot but I would like one to be eventually be introduced. :whiterun::Attacked:
808BIueMoon 28 Sep, 2017 @ 1:51pm 
GENIUS
gege. 27 Sep, 2017 @ 7:10pm 
I actually REALLY like this mod. I like the idea of finding hidden people and killing them instantly without a bounty. You should make more of these for other towns, replacing Nazeem with other annoying people.
amusiive 6 Sep, 2017 @ 8:28pm 
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, Of course you don't. :)"
X 69
Chad Radahn 20 Aug, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
Add a count, so you know: 0/69 Nazeems killed. Since this mod has the potential to be the Meme 69er Quest, at the end, a powerful Nazeem is summoned and you must kill him. Give him a lot of health.
Lightning Blaze 11 Aug, 2017 @ 8:57pm 
"We're literally in the cloud district RIGHT NOW!"
John 11 Aug, 2017 @ 8:57pm 
"Have you ever been to the cloud district? Oh, what am I saying of course you haven't."
Felux137 11 Aug, 2017 @ 12:29am 
What could possibly be better than hunting down 69 copies of the most annoying person in the city?
Chad Radahn 4 Aug, 2017 @ 5:02pm 
Quest time!
DamienDaSanta  [author] 3 Jul, 2017 @ 4:21am 
@Mildly Offensive Salmon I'll take a look at what I can do to make it happen
boner 3 Jul, 2017 @ 1:09am 
perhaps
Lightning Blaze 2 Jul, 2017 @ 6:51pm 
Perhaps a quest would help.
Luigi McDingle 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:25pm 
Could you add a counter in the menu that tells you how many Nazeems you've killed, or maybe a dialogue pop-up when you've killed all of them? I lost track of how many I killed around 15.
DamienDaSanta  [author] 2 Jul, 2017 @ 8:26am 
@Cancermancer raped by it
EmoCumLord 2 Jul, 2017 @ 7:56am 
You merely adopted the cloud district. I was born in it, molded by it