Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Accident
68 Comments
Kayu 25 May, 2015 @ 9:18am 
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Sewage Water 24 May, 2015 @ 8:44pm 
what dose it mean?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!?????????
Shronktrooper 24 May, 2015 @ 1:24pm 
cool sapper
Gregory 23 May, 2015 @ 11:13am 
give me one please!
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lichen 23 May, 2015 @ 9:44am 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....cool
Maniiii ッ 22 May, 2015 @ 9:55pm 
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Puffy the Destroyer 29 Apr, 2015 @ 11:19am 
interesting sapper replacement idea
lorne malvo fortnite skin 21 Feb, 2015 @ 12:45am 
Stuns nearby medics in a certain radius.
Pip 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:24am 
good idea
bad effects
Honorable Writer 4.7 6 Dec, 2014 @ 12:34am 
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Charlie Murder 27 Nov, 2014 @ 10:38pm 
wait is arcameates in there is he dead );
Frent 20 Oct, 2014 @ 3:00pm 
Now this item should be in the game, its unique, different. Love it. No one has Anything Like it. Problem that had was; what slot is it going to take? If you take the gun away from the spy. Its suicide. The Knife? Then your stuck with a gun. The disguise case? If so, you would be forced to use the "your eternal reward, or the reskin of it. The sapper? Maybe, but then you can't help your teammates by taking them out. maybe the sapper. and instead of just the spy getting the effects, everyone on the team gets if for like 10-20 seconds. Otherwise a great idea.
eelman 19 Aug, 2014 @ 10:14am 
Re Name it the Sap Lunch.
Karma 16 Jun, 2014 @ 3:52pm 
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TheBlueSpartn 30 Jan, 2014 @ 8:25pm 
funny, they should add it
cachorrinha de setembro 10 Dec, 2013 @ 5:43pm 
Reminds me of Arrested Development, hehe
jvyden banned acc 7 Dec, 2013 @ 9:55am 
How do i install?
Joback Manhorse 22 May, 2013 @ 12:42pm 
oh cool. it can be like a sapper on an area. though, that does mean that choke points on many maps would become unpassible,
Mustache Mann 10 May, 2013 @ 9:00pm 
yeah Cereal Killer of The Pootis
sparks 29 Jan, 2013 @ 7:40pm 
eeeeewwwwww
bowlslop truther 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:19am 
This should be a sandvich to show the heavy has an "iron stomach"
bowlslop truther 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:18am 
This shouldn't be able to be removed, and deal damage to nearby foes.

MEDIC: "Archimedes? Vere are you?"
MarsWood 2 Nov, 2012 @ 2:23pm 
If ant medic walks up to it is Stunned for 3 seconds
Mr Skeltal 9 Oct, 2012 @ 9:04am 
the handwriting really fits the spy
Ramseas 2 Sep, 2012 @ 7:50am 
@a stick figure assassin why do you think spy's head is in a refrigerator on meet the medic?
CapybaraEnthusiast42 1 Sep, 2012 @ 9:50pm 
They have to add this this is halariouse
Shturm 1 Sep, 2012 @ 12:35pm 
lolz poor medic
barky 29 Aug, 2012 @ 11:05am 
Reported for animal abuse x3
1996 Ford Crown Victoria 28 Aug, 2012 @ 6:10pm 
Wait, i see what hes going at. What its supposed to do is make the engineer unable to fix it when it gets damaged, thus eventually letting it blow up. Smart
1996 Ford Crown Victoria 28 Aug, 2012 @ 6:08pm 
If the medic finds out he will probably harvest the spy's organs then try to bring archemedies back
pig sty 28 Aug, 2012 @ 5:22pm 
awesome
McCancer 28 Aug, 2012 @ 3:44pm 
noooooo my fav animal
Nazbol Gang 27 Aug, 2012 @ 10:37pm 
it could be a poisoned sandwich in it and it could replace the pistol
tafaar 27 Aug, 2012 @ 8:14pm 
The stats would kind of be.. Unbalanced. Doesn't disable buildings, one use, just for damage in a certain radius. Needs more buffs if you're gonna keep the debuffs.
Sakura Bakushin O 27 Aug, 2012 @ 7:59pm 
It's not bag full of shit, you shitty "Finnn?".
defineprog 27 Aug, 2012 @ 5:45pm 
Oh god my favorite Arested Development joke for my favorite video game?

"I don't know what I expected..."
Blue Finch 27 Aug, 2012 @ 4:28pm 
Smell radius weakening foes?

Poor Archimedas, *awkward silence as the Medic looks for his Archimedas misc*.
ancianito 27 Aug, 2012 @ 2:50pm 
Its a bag full of shit?
Bubble Bee 27 Aug, 2012 @ 1:38pm 
U KILL ARCHIMEDE!!! I crai evrtiem ;_;
CANCERDANCER 27 Aug, 2012 @ 10:51am 
Hmmmmm... I´m hungry :D
Banana Town 27 Aug, 2012 @ 3:19am 
Not sure how dead birds in lunch bags have a damage radius, but I'm in!
Relonic 26 Aug, 2012 @ 3:47pm 
I am the ORIGINAL Gentlespy and i aprove this sapper!!!

i would use it in a game any time
Vibe Check 26 Aug, 2012 @ 3:41pm 
I love the model, and the idea of this being a sapper, and not some hip based misc.
Old Hermit 26 Aug, 2012 @ 2:54pm 
"...I... don't know what I expected... Gob, is this yours?"
Sense 26 Aug, 2012 @ 2:19pm 
NOOO ARCHIRMEDES!!!
eSports Bassey 26 Aug, 2012 @ 7:54am 
Oh my god an Arrested Development reference XD
Teheeee~ 26 Aug, 2012 @ 12:24am 
I don't think some of you realize this is like a normal sapper but for players. Players take more damage inside a certain radius, and either after a while or someone breaks it, the "Sapper" breaks and everyone continues on with their day.
Kabelsatan 26 Aug, 2012 @ 12:11am 
Poor Archimedes.