"be batshit insane soon or later you'll be way too dead to complain"

we do a little trolling

good old fashion dark magic prank.

This is wrong

why tho...

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yay a new thing to make my friends lives even harder

yes....

this makes sense and i love it

w...why!?

heh heh heh. i don't get it ...

charlie dosent like rose being picked by maxwell. Great mod but i dont understand it ;^;

M O R E W E I R D N E S S C H R O N I C L E S.

Because the Weirdness Chronicles are awesome.

but why :D

PART THREE:

Wilson: (stomps on a rose)
Maxwell: I was going to pick that.
Wilson: You're lucky I'm here, then.
Wigfrid: The Darkness Sisters are going to try and banish us to Helheim tonight.
Wilson and Maxwell: SHUT UP ABOUT THE NORSE STUFF
(A cloud covers the sun, blanketing everyone in darkness.)
Maxwell: Wait, she could do that?
(Maxwell picks rose and dies)
Wilson: Biggest idiot in the history of idiots.
(Winona comes out of nowhere with Moggles on)
Winona: DIIIIIE!
(She slays them both, hitting them over the head with a Ham Bat)
(They both pass out)
Winona: All yours, Charlie.
(Out of nowhere, someone stabs her in the back. Winona becomes a ghost.)
Charlie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAARGH!
(In revenge, she attempts to slay the Terrorbeak who killed her sister, but it dodges. Then Willow sets it on fire.)
Willow: BUUURN BABY BURN
(The Terrorbeak runs past Wigfrid and Wilson, setting them on fire and killing them.)
Willow: Oops.
(Wigfrid and Wilson become ghosts.)

TO BE CONTINUED...

PART TWO OF THE WEIRDNESS CHRONICLES:

Charlie: The other survivors are starting to be a bother. I think we should-
Winona: WAIT, WHAT IS WILSON DOING?!?!
(Wilson revives Maxwell)
Maxwell: Thank you, Higgsbury.
Charlie: -get rid of them.
Winona: (grabs a Darksword) GET THEM!!!
Wilson: B-but-
Maxwell: Ooo, a rose. (picks rose)
Charlie: yOu ShAlL dIe NoW
Maxwell: WAIT, WHAT?!?! (dies) I thought it was evil flowers that killed me...
(Winona slays Wilson with darksword)
Wilson: Great. Just great. I get to spend eternity with the biggest idiot in the world.
Maxwell: I'm not an idiot. You're the idiot.
Wilson: Well, we can't get back to life. The Darkness Sisters will just kill us again.
Wigfrid: FOR ODIN!!!! (revives them both)
Wilson: WHAT?!?!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Maxwell: These flowers remind me of Charlie. (Picks them.)
Charlie: ... ... ... ... yOu ShAlL dIe NoW
Maxwell: (dies) Hey, Winona, can you revive me?
Winona: NOPE.
(Winona and Charlie high-five)
Charlie: Sisters team up to kill Maxwell.
Winona: Agreed.
Wilson: (comes out of nowhere) Hey, can I join the Kill-Maxwell team?
Sisters: IT'S A SISTER KILL-MAXWELL TEAM, NOT A ANYONE KILL-MAXWELL TEAM.

as if picking roses doesn't kill him allready

please make it so it kills any character! thatd be hilarious! thanks for making this though!

Charlie: *SMACK*
Maxwell: Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Maxwell: picks rose to get flowers. Charlie: AAAAAAAAA

Maxwell: *Picks rose* Charlie:*Comes* Maxwell:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*maxwell picks the rose again* wilson : MAXWELL! charlie : MAXWELL GET OFF MY LAWN(SCREAMING) maxwell dies again*

*wilson makes telltale heart and revives maxwell*

*wilson run's after grass*

webber give's some glands to wilson*

wilson run's over to his spider son for some glands*

wilson : aw crap here we go again

wilson : maxwell dont pick that rose
*maxwell picks rose* wilson : ... charlie : MAXWELL GET OFF MY LAWN! maxwell : charlie? *dies*

charlie why

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DON'T TOUCH DA ROSE (Screaming)

It's what he deserves.

charile: no touchy

ArsenicCatnip: Well then either don't install this mod and/or don't play maxwell. Simple.

chorliay NO

this is cool for lore purposes but its not very beneficial towards the player

BUT HE GETS ONE SHOTED BY CHARLIE

MAXWELL IS GOOD & BAD

max wells too week

"ohhh a flower!" "DIE SONOFABISH!"

This would be good, if Charlie was agressive towards Maxwell. However, she seems to hold back on killing him.

it wont work for me...

wtf

why

Wut... wtf

It won't work.

guud

#charlie at day