Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Plastic Pisstol
53 Comments
exhoost fum 24 Feb @ 9:41pm 
splatoon :D
BerrySerious 24 Jan @ 7:18pm 
Seriously hope valve notices this for summer 2025, i know they wont but like! its perfect
Fox [Vacation Edition] 19 Jan @ 4:54am 
Piss.
Grape Juice Gaming 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40am 
This would work as a gravity-affected stream of piss that wouldn't damage enemies, but instead give them the Jarate effect.
Aethis 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:41pm 
misses heavy, eh, misses scout, laughs
>:| shoots
mudkip 17 Jul, 2020 @ 3:56am 
THE NEW Nerf SUPER SOAKER
fast soaking to drench ALL your pals and gals
new nerf super soaker batteriesnotincluded+7
heaven bazooka 7 Sep, 2019 @ 7:29am 
beatiful hermoso
:cleandino:
rubik 17 Feb, 2018 @ 4:35pm 
I once had an idea. I told this idea to a friend, who linked me here. The only difference between what I thought was an origonal idea and this, which somebody already made, was the name. I thought it could be named the "Pisser's pistol", but still. Great job coming up with this before I did!
SanekOgon 11 Dec, 2017 @ 9:16am 
Noow you can play f2p version of Splatoon!
Chriss 16 Sep, 2017 @ 7:17am 
this is good
Tai Ling Particle Accelerator 17 Aug, 2017 @ 8:03pm 
man imagine how amazing this would be in mvm
Puffy the Destroyer 17 Aug, 2017 @ 7:27pm 
Don't ask what's in the tank....
Thunkey 13 Aug, 2017 @ 12:22pm 
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AlexDeezNuts 12 Aug, 2017 @ 11:32pm 
Hopefully the weapon is a Piece a' Piss *Drums*
Shoe 9 Aug, 2017 @ 8:29pm 
This deserves to win the arms race! Fantastic job heinous :D
Gila monster 7 Aug, 2017 @ 8:10pm 
You are very welcome.
heinous  [author] 7 Aug, 2017 @ 7:36pm 
thank you very much
Gila monster 7 Aug, 2017 @ 7:24pm 
The video is just plain hilarious! Hope this gets added. Good luck.
drago 4 Aug, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
nice
heinous  [author] 4 Aug, 2017 @ 5:18pm 
hi guys, if you like it, please vote for it in the arms race 3 contest, voting just opened up. THANKS :KSmiley:. http://armsrace.tf2maps.net/vote
2 Aug, 2017 @ 5:55am 
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drago 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:45am 
looking awesome :)
Rubyson 30 Jun, 2017 @ 2:48am 
aww piss!
MashedPotatoeSause 29 Jun, 2017 @ 11:28am 
how about have it only reload-able at spawn
Knusperfrosch 29 Jun, 2017 @ 10:56am 
@UnumberZ wrote: "Id say +100% holster speed to keep snipers from abusing the infinite piss to get infinite crits with the bushwacka."

You think it would be a problem? I try to imagine a Sniper going full Conan and charging into a group of enemies to melee them, while switching back and forth between the pisstol and bushwacka... squirt... slash... squirt... slash... I frankly can't see him surviving that for long.

The best utility is squirting his Sniper-juice all over enemies from mid-range and then letting his teammates finish them off. That is a type of group assist that already exists in the game, with the Sydney Sleeper, Jarate, Fan-O-War and Mad Milk, without being gamebreaking.

Sure, it would have to be playtested for abuse potential. But it really depends mostly on the attack intervall and duration of the applied jarate, I think.
Knusperfrosch 29 Jun, 2017 @ 10:46am 
@useless: Why would the pisstol be OP against Spies? The Sniper can already either spam SMG shots around to spycheck, or hurl the Jarate jar at the vague area he thinks a nearby Spy is in and get him with the splash damage.
heinous  [author] 29 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39am 
does it seem that way? it has less triangles than some stock weapons, like the grenade launcher, i made sure of that. fortunately there are also enough level of detail models that it can always just be implemented without the highest detail version, so hopefully that covers it.
PeopleLikeStuff 29 Jun, 2017 @ 1:24am 
Looks a little too detailed? Like, don't get me wrong the model looks nice, but it's a lot more detailed than other weapon models.
Useless 28 Jun, 2017 @ 10:22am 
I think it will be to O.P.to track down spyes
Knusperfrosch 28 Jun, 2017 @ 8:39am 
Oh yeah, I can see the potential in this. (I put my suggestions in the Discussion threads.)
SquidMann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
Woomy
Ratsak 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:31pm 
:2017stickysquirt:
Viewbob 26 Jun, 2017 @ 5:50am 
wtf man, i wanna see the reload
murderer 26 Jun, 2017 @ 12:47am 
Id say +100% holster speed to keep snipers from abusing the infinite piss to get infinite crits with the bushwacka.
DangerousArmyGuy 25 Jun, 2017 @ 7:58pm 
All we need now is a variation of this weapon for Scout that shoots Mad Milk to go with this and we're set. Hope this makes the cut regardless though.
heinous  [author] 25 Jun, 2017 @ 7:04pm 
thanks, it is good to hear the effort was not in vain. :KSmiley:
BossBTL 25 Jun, 2017 @ 5:32pm 
i enjoy the item, but the video itself is what sold it for me.
Shakkari 24 Jun, 2017 @ 1:35pm 
Noice.
FlameThrowerFIM 24 Jun, 2017 @ 12:04pm 
Jesus, this weapon is so Heinous! *Ba dum tss*

Get it? Because the creator's name is Heinous? Okay I'll leave, but awesome work!
Crystal Dude 24 Jun, 2017 @ 9:40am 
PISS PISTOLS
Rob5 24 Jun, 2017 @ 2:37am 
I like puns
Dead meme 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:09am 
SPLATOON =TF2 100 % NOW
WolfieLagg 23 Jun, 2017 @ 3:26am 
I don't know if it's possible to make the piss slowly run out when the clip is drained. like vita saw and uber saw react to medics uber meter.
Flpstrike 22 Jun, 2017 @ 8:45pm 
This looks like Zarya's Gun, but with Piss
Flpstrike 22 Jun, 2017 @ 8:35pm 
Splatoon for Adults?
Scrumptious_ 22 Jun, 2017 @ 2:22pm 
This is really creative.
Monkey 21 Jun, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
your next door neighbor timmy peed in his supper soaker
Mordex 21 Jun, 2017 @ 6:17pm 
Due to similar inspiration of water pistols, I can't not look at this without Splatoon memes flooding my brain.
Bufflehead 21 Jun, 2017 @ 2:11pm 
If you get squirted with this urine big trouble
heinous  [author] 21 Jun, 2017 @ 1:50pm 
great name, i imagine valve would want to use your name instead to keep the urine reference subtle.