lit sticks of TNT and drinking beer after just about everything they do

wear Make America Great baseball caps

Ruger Mini-14, AR15, AK47,
Glocks and 1911
molotov cocktails

- Nagant Fanboy Special
Mosin (sporterized w/ cheap tasco scope)
.357 revolver
folding binos
skinning knife
garden trowel
toe-popper anti-personnel mines
*Realtree leaf suit*

- Couldn't Afford an AR rifleman
SKS (complete with full POS tapco kit and off-brand aimpoint)
Hi-Point
Bear Grylls survival knife
Half-sticks of dynamite wrapped in nails and electrical tape
Old framing hammer for building
*Old German flecktarn surplus jacket, blue jeans, 1980s Reebok hightops, standard woodland boonie*

- The Fudd
Remington 1100 shotgun (in immaculate condition)
1911 (kimber, but never fires)
Grandpappy's 100y/o Case knife
No build tools, because "I'm too old for that"
*Pleated khakis, white New Balance "dad" shoes, red flannel, bird-hunting vest, MAGA hat*


I'm from MS and can certify these combat classes as 100% real-world accurate

But wait, there's more!

- Mr. Stamps
M60
Glock 17 w/ auto sear, suppressed
Fairbairn-Sykes dagger
Build tool is a Dewalt drill
WWII era pineapple grenade
*Old woodland BDUs that don't fit, plate carrier with no plates*

- Richie Rich
H&K 416 w/ ACOG
H&K VP9
Custom-made Bowie knife, polished to a mirror finish
Doesn't build, because "I hire people for that"
*Full mil-spec MARPAT and body armor...can't hit a damn thing*

- The Competitor
High-end custom red AR w/ Vortex 4x optic
Fully customized Glock 34
Melee is for suckers
Doesn't build because run-n-gun is king
*Sponsored t-shirt, 5.11 cargo pants, speed rig for pistol and mags*

- The Mad Scientist
Home-built AK-47
Potato cannon w/ a variety of projectiles
Build tool is a milwaukee reciprocating saw
*Mullet, horseshoe mustache, pedo bifocals, stained mechanic's coveralls*

- The Hillbilly
Double barrel shotgun or lever-action rifle
Large knife, laser sharp
Throwing tomahawk (doubles as build tool)
*Old straw hat and overalls, no shirt or shoes...gets movement bonus in woods*

- DIY Kyle
PSA AR w/ reliability issues
Customized Glock 19 (looks like ♥♥♥♥ and recoils more than it should)
Build tool is soldering iron
Throws empty monster and white claw cans instead of grenades
Only class that can drive the "half a lift kit" squatted F250 logi
*Flat bill gucci hat, turned half sideways, patchy scruff beard, obscure punk rock band tshirt, skinny jeans*

Vehicles:

- The TIV from that tornado chaser show, cameras replaced with machine gun

- Squatted F250 that gets stuck if it leaves the road (can only be driven by a Kyle)...functions as logi with less capacity than every other vehicle

- Rollback wrecker logistics truck

- ATV

- 1990s F150 logi, entire back glass and bumper covered with NRA and republican election stickers from past 30 years


Placeables:

- Barbed-wire fence
- Charcoal grill (functions as radio)
- Pop-up travel trailer (functions as HAB)
- Deer stand and ground blind weapon emplacements
- Broken-down, half-stripped 1970s muscle car (functions as repair station)
- Rally point is pile of empty Natty Lite cans

vietnam fud
thinks ARs are M16
weapons AR dressed up to be like m16 M1911 that has not been cleened in 30 years
has hundreds of AKs and SkSs that he brought back from vietnam
comander abiliaty can call in a F-4 phantom or A-1 skyhawk to drop napalm on targets
abiliaty 2 F-4 phantom gun run phantoms have 6 gun pods on the under bellie and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hold down the trigger
abiliaty 3 un godly artilary call it in in a general ratius from where your fighting and everything will be gone
helicopters UH-1 huey attack heliopcter AH-1 cobra
placeable weapons M60 door gunner version on a tripod
soviet guns are best
thinks anything soviet is best owns one AK that has never been cleened adn bought it from the vietnam fud also like the vietnam fud owns a macorov that has never been cleened but also only shoots it with drum mags he bought in what he thinks is the black market but really is just a gun shop that imports russian and soviet guns and is normal gun shop
comander abiliatys can call in the gulag because some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way can call in soviet SU-25s with rocket pods that he bought from th egun store tasar bomb would end the round has it for when the ATF comes to take his guns
gun nut red neck owns a F-150 box truck has stolen a quad .50 caliber M2 anti aircraft gun and stuck it on the back and made some modifacations like 2 more M2 machine guns
the main weapon of the red neck is a pimped out AR 15 thats full auto and has a M203 gernade launcher


this is coming from a redneck

this has to be done.

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