Humans are animals, too.

Originally posted by 7itr0n3ng5mäck:

Humans are animals, too.

yes, but humans are the worst animal. besides, this game makes *no one* likable. the only really innocent bystanders are the animals. who are also prone to postal dudes mayhem.
plus it feels... wrong to have champ right outside your house and killable like any other dog. no comment from the dude on it, no consequence as he clearly shows up in cutscenes good as new...
iunno. i feel like it's kind of a low blow for animals.
vince said that his one line was killing children. that's a fair line (because an idiot magazine wrongfully stated that you could kill the kids in postal 1 ending, and they refused to take back their statement, thus proving that they were only out for attention), but mine also crosses over to animals. a pet is like a kid that never ages mentally, and has a shorter lifespan than you.
i'm no activist, i'll gladly piss on the activist hypocrites, and i'm certain in real life rws arent animal abusers... but still.
i kind suggested this to keep up with the whackyness of the story.
i mean, the achievment even has a man in a dog costume.
granted this isnt a dealbreaker... i just try to avoid animals as much as possible. i do think a mod that replaces the animal models with people in dog, cat, and elephant suits would be funny.
like, the elephant man would still be huge.

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

i do think a mod that replaces the animal models with people in dog, cat, and elephant suits would be funny.
like, the elephant man would still be huge.

so a furry mod

Originally posted by cambreaKer:

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

i do think a mod that replaces the animal models with people in dog, cat, and elephant suits would be funny.
like, the elephant man would still be huge.

so a furry mod

i mean, it's a group yet to be poked fun of by postal.
i think it'd be funny. maybe have the models be scaled to the size of the animal. so we have cat-sized guy in fur suit and the environmentalists getting shat on by a giant man with an elephant trunk. iunno.
maybe not even animal costumes. but like this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L1WYMKSaTA

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

Originally posted by cambreaKer:

so a furry mod

i mean, it's a group yet to be poked fun of by postal.
i think it'd be funny. maybe have the models be scaled to the size of the animal. so we have cat-sized guy in fur suit and the environmentalists getting shat on by a giant man with an elephant trunk. iunno.
maybe not even animal costumes. but like this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L1WYMKSaTA

I am in a wheelchair and have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up sense of humor and would absolutely love to see bystanders in wheelchairs as a mod, and maybe even a way to weaponize a wheelchair lmao.

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

Originally posted by 7itr0n3ng5mäck:

Humans are animals, too.

yes, but humans are the worst animal.

Hate to be "that guy" but humans are the only animal even capable of feeling empathy for other animals.

I like the mod idea though.

Originally posted by Vile Sentry:

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

yes, but humans are the worst animal.

Hate to be "that guy" but humans are the only animal even capable of feeling empathy for other animals.

I like the mod idea though.

i mean yeah, but also look at every human character in postal 2 - not one of them seems to really feel anything other than "gee. i feel like being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ today!" cats though, do nothing to deserve having a gun shoved up their asses. and dogs are merely defending their terratory.

plus i think the spirit of postal would be kept if the models were replaced with very glitchy human models.
iunno, i think it'd be funnier to use one of the many jerkwads of paradise as a silencer in place of a cat.

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

Originally posted by Vile Sentry:

Hate to be "that guy" but humans are the only animal even capable of feeling empathy for other animals.

I like the mod idea though.

i mean yeah, but also look at every human character in postal 2 - not one of them seems to really feel anything other than "gee. i feel like being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ today!" cats though, do nothing to deserve having a gun shoved up their asses. and dogs are merely defending their terratory.

plus i think the spirit of postal would be kept if the models were replaced with very glitchy human models.
iunno, i think it'd be funnier to use one of the many jerkwads of paradise as a silencer in place of a cat.

The dogs and cats kill eachother, so the idea that either one is innocent kind of cancels out, since they both kill the innocent.

Agreed on the last point, I would love to shove a gun up an npc's ass and use them as a silencer, although I feel like them being able to scream human words kind of defeats the purpose.

Originally posted by Vile Sentry:

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

i mean yeah, but also look at every human character in postal 2 - not one of them seems to really feel anything other than "gee. i feel like being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ today!" cats though, do nothing to deserve having a gun shoved up their asses. and dogs are merely defending their terratory.

plus i think the spirit of postal would be kept if the models were replaced with very glitchy human models.
iunno, i think it'd be funnier to use one of the many jerkwads of paradise as a silencer in place of a cat.

The dogs and cats kill eachother, so the idea that either one is innocent kind of cancels out, since they both kill the innocent.

Agreed on the last point, I would love to shove a gun up an npc's ass and use them as a silencer, although I feel like them being able to scream human words kind of defeats the purpose.

see thatrs the thing. dogs and cats are natural enemies in media. i can let slide them killing each other as they can both be territorial. i do draw the line at shoving a cat into my gun to use as a silencer. or being able to slice someones dog in half. i kinda view pets the same way the devs view kids: sacred to the point of not wanting any harm to them directly.

plus the most egregious example is champ. he can be just as much of a target of yours as anyone else. but the story places all sorts of importance on him in the expansions. i think if theres ever a line the dude wont cross, it'd be hurting or killing champ. i'd at least settle for a mod that makes him unkillable.

i dunno. i think human models for animals would be funnier. kinda like that one mod for metal gear solid v that swapped d-dog with ocelot.

Originally posted by The Trippy Pyro (MPH! MPH! MPH!):

Originally posted by Vile Sentry:

The dogs and cats kill eachother, so the idea that either one is innocent kind of cancels out, since they both kill the innocent.

Agreed on the last point, I would love to shove a gun up an npc's ass and use them as a silencer, although I feel like them being able to scream human words kind of defeats the purpose.

see thatrs the thing. dogs and cats are natural enemies in media. i can let slide them killing each other as they can both be territorial. i do draw the line at shoving a cat into my gun to use as a silencer. or being able to slice someones dog in half. i kinda view pets the same way the devs view kids: sacred to the point of not wanting any harm to them directly.

i dunno. i think human models for animals would be funnier. kinda like that one mod for metal gear solid v that swapped d-dog with ocelot.

I also don't want any actual harm to come to pets. I guess I'm just ok with that in a video game.

As for kids, I shot a kid in deus ex for a candy bar, so I guess I don't hold that as sacred as RWS does either.

I do understand not wanting to see pet deaths in a video game though, I'm just disagreeing with the weird moralizing about it I keep seeing on this subject and people pushing this myth that humans are "the worst animal" because we kill other animals, despite the fact that we are the only animal that actually feels guilt over killing anything.