"Spy behind you"

you know, kids are not supposed to play violent video games

Should it be customizable? Like a description tag could be put on it in order to change the fortune?

"SEDUCE ME!"

In five seconds you will be market gardened.

"You will die to a spy in the near future"

"42"
"Tekeli-li, Tekeli-li"
"sudo rm -rf /"

"In 9 years, it will be worth the wait."
"A medic does wonders for the soul."
"It's just a fortune cookie."
Funnily enough I collect fortunes from fortune cookies, I actually keep a pile next to me on my desk. I could post more, buuuuut I don't want the post to be too long.
"When the moment comes, take the last ammo box."

"The engie dosen't need the ammo"

"Give it to the Medic, he needs it more"

I think it should have a seperate weapon style like the Flying Guilloutine (I definitley spelled that wrong) that uses the description as the quote, so you can have your own

"I see crits in your future."

"here is advice for near future take ammo and drink more vodka fatty"

"u ded lol" and all it does is kill you

" You will die to a random crit in the near future. "
or
" You will reach a godlike killstreak in the future. "