It should cause mechanoids to immediately raid you, to wipe your barbarian horde of a colony off the map.

I want my pawns to have an instant heart attack from eating without a table

Raids that only go after tables.

If pawns eat without a table, they explode like an antigrain warhead.

Originally posted by Original Pirate:

Raids that only go after tables.

You monster

This isn't funny dude. My mom got sick from rabies and we had to put her down because she ate on the floor.

This needs to be a part of "Pawn Entitlement" where you get massive debuffs for things like not sleeping in a bed, not hasving a chair at a work station, and not having any recreation time.

Maybe even set it so pawns want to work less hours as the colony wealth goes up until all they can do without having a mental break is eat and watch TV.

EDIT: To add, go even further, make a new set of clothes that are EXACTLY the same as Vanilla but are "Designer" and take like, more taloring, work and materials to complete but look the same, just to counter a debuff of, "Being dressed like a common pleb"

tbh make it so your game crashes if they eat without a table, that would teach all the heretics a lesson

Have sex with sheep maybe?

if you could mod in genitailia just so you could make them explode violently if a pawn decies to regress back to trilopod level intelgence and eat off the worlds toilet.
in fact just make all limbs evaporate, if they like the floor so much they are willing to eat off it then i dont see a reason why they should leave it.

Walking in the rain without an umbrella should make colonists go bezerk immediately.

Eating with a table should have its own meter alongside rest and hunger, and each time they eat without a table they get a -30 mood debuff along with the meter going down. The meter progresses with eventual sickness and it can only be cured with lavish meals in an extremely impressive dining room for 5 in-game days. If it isn't cured the pawn will go into a rage and destroy all tables and dining chairs on the map and combust in a 6x6 radius.

Colonists who eat without a table should also have a 75% chance to bleed from random body parts as the strain of having to eat in a squatting position could cause them to burst a blood vessel

Originally posted by (_̅_̅r͟͟͞͞i͟͟͞͞z͟͟͞͞l͟͞a_̅()گ:

Colonists who eat without a table should also have a 75% chance to bleed from random body parts as the strain of having to eat in a squatting position could cause them to burst a blood vessel

Nah, it should give them a heavy addiction to alcohol, as they have become slavs.

Originally posted by Honeybree:

I think -25 mood debuff isn't enough, I know that whenever I'm forced to eat without a table I'm halfway to the noose before I snap out of it. Guaranteed mental breaks would add to the realism I think, as well as potentially reducing relations with other factions for this heinous act of pure evil that you've thrust upon your poor colonists.

i feel like if i make a second mod based off this the joke will just get old tbh