Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Lab Partner
stats for this weapon xPPPP
+10% movespeed on wearer
-10% explosive vulnerability on wearer
+30% localization file resistance on wearer
-Deletes an item in the wearer's inventory once every new moon
-Logs into the wearer's steam account from unfamiliar IP addresses
-No random crits
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Vap  [developer] 28 Sep, 2018 @ 3:03pm 
Thanks! I hate it.
Just imagine losin' a random itemevery new moon.
Red 28 Sep, 2018 @ 7:49pm 
100% damage immunity on wearer
j.wilkins1764 28 Sep, 2018 @ 11:29pm 
100% Critical Hits on Wearer
100% Bullet Resistance on Wearer
100% Explosive Resistance on Wearer
-100% Fire Resistance on Wearer
+950% Move Speed on Wearer
-99% Health on Wearer
- Deletes 1 steam game every year
- Deletes 1 random hat every 200 days
- Resets your Stats when you Die
- When an Enemy dominates you, all of your hats and weapons are deleted.
- When more than 1 enemy dominates you, your steam account is VAC Banned, and a hitman is sent to come assassinate you. If you kill the hitman, your VAC ban is appealed, and you gain 900 unusuals.
+ Random Critical Hits
+ Upon killing an enemy, the timer for Steam Game/ Hat deletion is reset.
Last edited by j.wilkins1764; 28 Sep, 2018 @ 11:31pm
+20% swag
those are its stats
frankenpiggy 30 Sep, 2018 @ 10:11am 
+100% Taunt Kill
how bout it just being a cosmedic and possible an items set with akabidies (butured that name) and that sun hat
IronFangWill 2 Oct, 2018 @ 5:04pm 
+500% chance of being adopted over a human child.
Supagalaxy 2 Oct, 2018 @ 6:43pm 
1000% chance of getting black plauge
nabil 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:56pm 
+100% bad killbind jokes
TheCoddFish 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:56pm 
+100% Rat
-100% Mouse

(Hidden: -100% medical license)
Last edited by TheCoddFish; 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:57pm
Gamer #3 3 Oct, 2018 @ 1:44am 
Originally posted by ⎛⎝Sharkestry⎠⎞:
+20% swag
those are its stats
100% REAL STATS
these jokes stopped being funny forever ago
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