Scout is running and dodging every attack like he usually does when suddenly a Soldier's stray Direct Hit rocket hit his legs... directly. The medic quickly hauls him off with him moaning in agony at his missing legs. The big-wigs at Mann Co. hear about this and decide they can't have their mercs getting blown up and NOT dying too, they still got some use and pep in them! So they pull some strings with the Medic, Engie, and release this infomercial:

"We can rebuild him... Stronger, faster, more in-your-face attitude. We have the technology... Mann Co. Grade Medical Technology that is! Except it'll be looking more like six-hundred, not six-million. Money and artificial limbs don't grow on trees, you know! Now get back out there and earn that parking spot!"