Total War: WARHAMMER II

Total War: WARHAMMER II

Siege - No Victory Point Rush
Gwenolric  [developer] 21 Jan, 2021 @ 9:42am
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"A terrible assault against Gisoreux oppose the brave Jean Petitpain against the terrible necromancer Hanz Kerl."

Soldier - Sir, there is only a hundred or so skeletons still standing.
Jean Petitpain - Excellent. Thanks to the blessing of Ze Lady, we are victorious once more. How many men have we lost?
Advisor - Currently, 126 have died and double that number are injured. But, in case of another assault, we still have more than 1000 brave soldiers.
J P - A victorious day indeed.
Another soldier - Sir, sir! In his last breath, the necromancer have invoked zombies behind our walls!
A - How many?
S - 100, maybe more!
A - Try to contain them for now, since their master died, they will soon follow.
S - But, they have taken the well!
J P - By Ze Lady!
A - Who knows what they will do? Spread a disease across the entire city? Throw their own bodies to poison the water?
S - No, no. They just stood still nearby.
A - ???
S - Also, they are already destroyed.
A - Wait, so why are you talking about it then? Everything is fine.
S - But, sir, they have taken the well. For at least a minute.
J P - What did you say? A minute?
S - Yes, at least a minute.
J P - When did this happen?
S - I would say, 3 minutes ago.
J P - Then everything is lost.
A - I am not ... sure about what you are talking? We won, they are almost destroyed?
J P -No, there is one last chance. Did some of our men stood still near that well for a minute too?
S - I am afraid that ... it is not the case.
J P - Then, I have to take responsibility. I have failed you, Fair Lady. I have allowed the undead to take Gisoreux.
A - Whaaaaaaaat?
J P - Spread the words, all men have to surrender and bow before the necromancer.
S - At your orders, sir!
A - STOP! DON'T SAY THAT! Just, leave and don't say a single word. Jean, what are you doing?
J P - The last thing I will probably do in this life. The honor of the Petitpain have been stained by me.
A - We ARE WINNING! THERE IS ONLY TWENTY SKELETONS LEFT!
S - Eh... 27 to be exact.
A - YOU SHUT UP! See, 27. Against 1000 men. How is it possible to loose.
J P - That treacherous necromancer. Using my own arrogance against me. I did not defend that well, and now I pay the price.
A - What is the link? I don't get it, it's just a well, not even poisoned!
J P - If he has taken one, it's like he took them all!
A - THE ZOMBIES ARE ALREADY GONE! It's inside our city, protected by brave bretonnians, YOUR MEN!
J P - I know that but ...
Paladin - Sir Petitpain, it has been an honor to fight side by side with you. The men have already heard the news, the most Southern well of Gisoreux has been taken by a group of zombies. They have already given up and opened the gates to the 15 skeletons.
A - They are only 15 nowwwww WAIT! That's not the point, what are you all doing! We are winning, we have won! I can kill them by myself at this point.
All the others - NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
A - Hehe, look at me doing it then. In the meantime, may the Lady bless you all so that your twisted mind are released from whatever spell you are under.

"Unfortunately, the advisor was promptly killed by the Paladin that sighed in regret. Following those events, the city of Gisoreux fell under the control of 8 skeletons. Historians are still debating whether the advisor was a traitor or an heretic from his actions that were going against everything right in this world. Also because he said the Lady and not Ze Lady, an unforgivable crime. Bretonnia mourn the death of Jean Petitpain and his men, even if some complained about the fact that he should have at least protected that well a bit better."
Last edited by Gwenolric; 21 Jan, 2021 @ 9:47am
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edua676 21 Jan, 2021 @ 10:31am 
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Cosmic Cat 10 May, 2021 @ 4:07pm 
Yes, the vanilla plaza mechanic is ridicilous :D:
Squaul 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am 
LONG LIVE THE LITTLEBREAD !!!
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