I had some ideas that I posted in the comments of the reddit post. Also posting them here in case

The notes are kinda long. Sorry.
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"Martha, be a good girl and... find some wine for me when you go out. I need some for.... relaxation... stuff... you know?"

***-A purple marker under the text "***If I can fit it in... I'll take it. I know your problems"
-More purple marker: "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ I THOUGHT THE WINE WAS FOR DRINKING YOU PYROMANIAC"
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"Ey, Randal. That car you gave to me, the '57 Plymouth Fury? The ♥♥♥♥'s gone, I left it in the garage but now it's not there. I guess you took it since there was no sign of a break in. Just, why the ♥♥♥♥ did you take it? Repairs?"

Post-it note under the text "Thanks for returning the car, but you broke the damn thing. The radios turning itself on and off, the wheels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... turn themself. The car turns itself off randomly too! You have to take it to the mechanic.

Text at the very bottom, hastily made "RANDAL LISTEN. THE CARS DRIVING ITSELF. IF YOU SEE THIS, CALL THE POLICE. I'LL TRY TO GET IT INTO THE LAKE"
(Reference to the movie "Christine")
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Big text in the top middle "APERTURE SCIENCE"
Under it "Recruiting volunteers for tests"
"During the testing, you will test several of our contraptions, including our latest prototype of "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device"
"To anyone interested, write your name below and come to the Aperture Science Facility this friday!"
There are several spaces to write your name in.
The names read as follows: 1. Rosaline 2. Charles 3. Chell 4. Dmitri 5. Damien 6. Caroline
The rest of the 20 spaces are left blank
(Portal reference since why not?)
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"To anyone in Kentucky who is fortunate or unfortunate enough to see this"
"You have found yourself in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ part of the city... huh, it rhymed even."
"ANYWAY, there's a safehouse in the Gigamart. It's not the best but it's better than being out here, isn't it?"
"There's gonna be some food and water... and that's kinda all. I didn't think of that as a good safehouse, but it's better than nothing"
"Whoever reads this, Good luck!"
There's a signature under the text, reading "Corporal Zombie Boink"

https://imgur.com/bLvmL7T

I was supposed to go on a date with Sherry this weekend . . .
now though, she's probably shambling around like everyone else.
I'm going to try to find her anyway! What's the worst that could happen..?

"If you're reading this, thank you for keeping me from being this thing forever, good luck."

Preferably this would only be able to be found on zombies, and maybe pre-placed corpses.

"if you find this note, thank you. you dont know how much agony being, one of these things is, your not even dead, your skin just rots, your organs slowly fail, and you only sleep whenever this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ husk of a corpse your trapped in, decides its worth it, you become a captive on your own body, and that body, isn't even dead...they where always right about one thing.


The virus doesn't reanimate the dead, it takes control of the living.

"If i die, will it be less lonely?" -Guaranteed to spawn on fallen survivalists
"Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looters took everything i have, they will pay me back with their lives." -Spawns on one of the zombies during the bandit car crash event
"They're coming to get you Barbara" -Classic reference
"It was foretold in the bible, i am not long for this world. The sins of humanity have manifested as demons to punish us. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." -Only spawns on priests

"The apocalypse has come! The Knox Virus is the mark of the Beast! If you are reading this, repent and survive, for the Lord will take you into his kingdom if you do!"
"I'm running out of food. The neighbors seem to be infected with the disease, I'll go and get some food from their houses, it's not like they'll be needing it..."