You f#cked around
Now Find out

I am a one man burger apocalypse!
-coach l4d2

You should totally do what afrostevie suggested in comments:
LOOK, EVERYTHING ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP
BUT THUG THAT ♥♥♥♥ OUT
YOU GOT THIS BIG DOG

You have not come this far to die now.
Based off of nicks "I have not come this far to die now."

Every failure is a step to success.

The world has ended, you are the last survivor (probably)
The city is full, Zombies roam, and your will to live is high.
Leave no undead standing.

Though it may seem bleak,
You will make it through the week.
Don't give up hope! No matter how slippery it is of a slope.

The world has descended into chaos,
yet you know there will be a way.
Hell will have to wait for you.

DON'T CRY
♥♥♥♥ HAPPENS
HELP IS ON THE WAY

TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF KENTUCKY
MARTIAL LAW HAS BEEN INTRODUCED IN THE COUNTRY
FOLLOW THE RADIO FOR THE KNOX INFECTION EVENT

WHATEVER YOU SAY
BUT THEY ARE NO LONGER PEOPLE
AIM FOR THE HEAD

BARICADE YOUR HOMES
AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH INFECTED INDIVIDUALS
WAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS

WAIT MY ASS
KILL ALL SONS OF BITСHES
THAT MY OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS

WEAPONS? CHECK
ZOMBIES? CHECK
FUN? LETS FIND OUT

THERE ARE THE END-TIMES
THERE IS HOPE OF SURVIVAL
THIS IS HOW YOU LIVED

YOU LIVE IS EVERYTHING
YOU SERVE ALL PURPOSE
YOU SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF NOW!

IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY
YOU SPAWN, YOU DIE
AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF SUFFERING

ZOMBIES OUTSIDE?
WAIT, I'LL FINISH MY BOTTLE
FINALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEKEND

DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT MOM SAID?
DON'T LEAVE HOUSE
BUT I HEAR MONSTERS OUTSIDE

DARLING, WHEN ARE WE GOING ON VACATION?
SOON SWEETIE, GIVE A LITTLE MORE TIME
OKAY GOOD NIGHT.

HUMAN CARELESS
NEVER RESULTED IN ANY GOOD
ONE MISTAKE CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING

TIME IS TICKING
TIME IS ALL YOU HAVE
DON'T LOSE IT

I THOUGHT THE WORST WAS OVER
SECOND WORLD WAR, CRISIS
APPEARS I WAS REALLY WRONG

LIFE IS LIKE A GAME
YOU LOSE - YOU DIED. BUT NOW...
THIS IS A CASINO AT HIGHER STAKES

DON'T THINK THAT YOU'VE TAKEN THIS WORLD BY THE BALLS
HE WILL REMIND YOU A THOUSAND TIMES
WHAT A MEANINGTHOSE YOU ARE

THE APOCALYPSE IS NOT SO BAD
LOOK FOR THE POSITIVE EVEN IN THE BIGGEST NEGATIVITY
YOU WILL PROVE MORE THAN ONCE WHY YOU LIVE

LET'S JUST SAY YOUR HOUR HAS COME AGAIN
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE
CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

FOR THE SAKE OF ALL HUMANITY
BECOME A HERO, PRESERVE YOUR SPICES
YOU MUST SURVIVE NO MATTER ANYTHING

DISPATCH TO ALL UNITS, MASSIVE CHAOS REPORTED IN KY
ALL AVAILABLE CARS RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
SITUATION ESCALATING, PRIORITIZE PUBLIC SAFETY

THIS INFECTION CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
PEOPLE JUST STARTED EATING EACH OTHERS
GOD SAVE US

SECTOR ALPHA COMPROMISED
EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. CONTAINMENT FAILED
RETREAT TO DESIGNATED SAFE ZONES

CHAOS ERUPTS IN KY AS KNOX EVENT INFECTION
CONTAINMENT ZONE WAS BUILT ON, STAY TUNED FOR THE UPDATES
ON NNR RADIO, STAY SAFE. GOD BLESS AMERICA

IF ONE SON OF A BITСH ISN'T DANGEROUS
COUPLE OF THEM IS A PROBLEM
SO HUNDREDS ON YOUR TAIL IS A TSUNAMI

WELCOME TO KENTUCKY CARNAGE
THOUSANDS OF ZOMBIES AWAIT YOUR FLESH
SURVIVE OR DIE. GAME HAS JUST BEGIN.

YOU CANNOT GIVE UP JUST YET
OUR FATE RESTS UPON YOU
STAY DETERMINATED...

REMEMBER
IF YOU ARE BITTEN
YOU ARMED WITH DEATH

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT PLACE?
WE WENT THERE
TO WATCH THE SUNSET NEAR THE CITY

Kill those zombozos! Do not lose hope!

THIS WONT BE THE END FOR HUMANITY.
THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR A NEW FUTURE.
THIS IS HOW I SURVIVED.

Death may be inevitable
But Death always was
Hope is eternal

Wait the zombie apocalypse is happening?
Well that sucks...
well uhh time to kill some zombies!

So this is the end of days?
sacrifice sanity for sanity
lets say this is just a dream.

Manage your hunger and thirst
Don't let the barricades burst
You are not food first