+50% splash radius
Extinguishing players reduces cool down by 20%
Also handy for putting out fires
+25% longer recharge rate

Coated enemies drain 2 health per second and heals you +1 health per second for every enemy coated

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Jarate Reskin? Less piss, more bliss!

+30% longer recharge time if thrown
Alt fire: drink the thing and get something like faster speed, health on kill, etc. for like 10 seconds

Really lazy but hey, at least I tried.

An alcoholic drink really shouldn't put out a fire.

100% You will not die of hunger.

Primary fire
(+) Slows enemies a bit 'cause it's probably warm from being in that New Mexico heat and juice gets hella sticky when it spills and gets warm.
(-) -25 splash radius.

Alt fire
(+) Heals as much as a small Medkit.

The Vacation Compound
Level --- Piece of Tropical Paradise

+Primary Fire: Throw Coconut, stunning the enemy. The projectile then bounces off the stun target, before exploding, coating the stunned enemy and all nearby enemies in Coconut milk. Milk lasts 4 seconds on stunned target and 2 seconds on non-stunned targets. Stun lasts for 2 seconds. Splash Radius is increased by 30% after successfully stunning.
+Secondary Fire: Drink from the Coconut, regenerating to a total of 30 hp
-Primary Fire: 50% splash radius (compaired to Jarate)
-Primary Fire: Cannot be crit or minicrit boosted
-Secondary Fire: Marked for Death for regenerating duration
-Secondary Fire: Uses up coconut
-Coconut cannot be refilled unless user resupplies
-Does not put out fires
-May cause indigestion

Short, interesting, and balanced stats:

(!) Can be used on self
(!) Disguised enemy spies can undergo the effects from an enemy sniper

Pros:
Teamates in radius will receive a +5hp/s regen for 12 seconds.

Do you even drink this thing? Or do you throw it?



It's too good to be thrown and not drunk

Postat inițial de Cid the Black Wizard:

An alcoholic drink really shouldn't put out a fire.

What if it causes enemies coated by it to take more fire damage

You relax and drink a nice cool refreshing drink. After drinking you move 30% slower and switch weapons 30% slower. As well as draw the bolt 10% slower. However, you are 30% more accurate, you heal +4 hit points each second and do 25% more headshot damage. The effect lasts for 10 seconds.

It recharges 2 seconds slower than jarate.

(How's that?)

Mad Milk for Sniper

Done.