+causes airblast-levels of knockback.
-35% slower firing speed

How about +25 damage and speed in water
Cannot crit

Bleed dmg for 5 Seconds
-50% dmg
Faster Movement and Attackspeed in water

Srsly I don't have alot of ideas for this item but how can a blunt animal cause BLEED?!?! Can anyone explain it to me please

Originally posted by D.T.I.BEAR:

Srsly I don't have alot of ideas for this item but how can a blunt animal cause BLEED?!?! Can anyone explain it to me please

That thing ... claws ... that can make you paralize iRL °~* and hurt you ofc

(+) Crits wet players (like Neon annihilator)
(+) 25% faster movment speed under water
(-) 15% slower movement speed when out of water
(-) 30% damage penalty VS players
(-) No random critical hits

How about...

+25% damage against wet players. (This does not count Jarate)
+25% speed when the Sniper is wet. (This does not count Jarate)
- 40% Damage Penalty VS Players

100% Chance of Crit to wet players, if they are not in Jarate
+30% Movement speed when wet,
+25% Attack speed when wet
-Can hit yourself with jarate
-25% Damage

+35% Crit Damage
+25% Movement Speed and Attack Speed when wet
-40% Random Crit Chance
+100% Crit Chance when wet or when Target is wet
30% Chance for 10 Sec Bleeding
40% Chance for 5 Sec Bleeding
50% Chance for 2 Sec Bleeding
Bleeding only applies to players covered in Jarate, Mad Milk, ect or has been in water within 2 minutes of melee hit.

These stats may be ♥♥♥♥ (I'm not sure though)
but they are a good bit balanced... Sorta.

+40% damage on wet players
+10% movement speed in water
No crits
-10% swing speed

I think it should just be a reskin, like the Holy Mackerel. Hits are counted in killfeed and kills are marked as PLATYPUS KILL in killfeed.

upon kill, platypuss becomes enraged, thrashing violently cauing melee crits for 5 seconds, swim speed is increased 30% while equipped but -25% melee damage

+Can breath underwater
+Can shoot under water
+10% faster movement while in the sea.
+On hit, poisions enemy (Like bleed but different) and they can't swim upwards for 3 seconds.
+Crits while underwater
-40% slower attack speed (Cause the platypus doesn't want to be used as a weapon)
-30% slower movement while on land.

+Crits while you or target are wet
+On hit: Target is slowed 30%
-Misses are 20% more likely

+Hate from peta