it's steam forums you should assume it's gonna be autistic from the start

i saw less people crying about shit on /vg/ than on steam forums

Bro, I thought sex is just a meme. People are doing it irl fr?

Whos baldurs

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Bro, I thought sex is just a meme. People are doing it irl fr?

Nah, they click on the 100% optional 'lets bonk' option with same sex characters in a video game, then get mad that they saw gay sex in a game.

sex bad

Originally posted by WaylanderGR:

sex bad

Heresy! Batmobiledriveby decrees "Sex now.". So we sex now.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by WaylanderGR:

sex bad

Heresy! Batmobiledriveby decrees "Sex now.". So we sex now.

sex bad

I blame myself for even bothering to try use the steam forum to comment on a game which I love.

Steam is 100% moderated by Chinese / Russian / Al Queda staff. Funilly 'gay is bad' is allowed. 'I'm gay and u hurted my feels' is banned.

I guess thats what the 5 year olds refer to as 'based' these days, but like literally, people who don't like gay shit still buy a game with gay shit and still have the brainpower of a penguin to state 'lol go woke go broke', like dumbfuck you already parted your money, the game is already trending 800k+ co current players, the studio just got mega rich, the game just became the No.1 top rated ever PC game on meta critic, wow, they're really going so broke because you whined about the 100% optional gay sex.

'Did you even ask for a refund?' .... 'No cos I demand and expect the devs to remove all the gay shit just because I and 1% of people that bought the game are mad'. Lulz, good luck with that.

Oh haha, you can customize your genitals and pronouns. You can have a big beefy manly orc smash barbarian with a vulva. Hahahahaha, and you can be a she / her ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Brainlets gone mad over a trans / gay affirming game when they still bought it despite 3+ years of advertising such content. Oh yes and you can have sex with a bear. Larian are literally master trolls, they happily got banned on social media for posting the bear sex during development, u turned it into a PR stunt, and suddenly the game becomes 10x as popular. Alt right prudes are just a joke, its like they walked in on their father's anally destroying their mom's intestines as a child and have lifelong CPTSD over what they saw.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by WaylanderGR:

sex bad

Heresy! Batmobiledriveby decrees "Sex now.". So we sex now.

good argument, i shall join you brother

Originally posted by WaylanderGR:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Heresy! Batmobiledriveby decrees "Sex now.". So we sex now.

good argument, i shall join you brother

Technically I don't even get why Christians are so anti porn and self sex, like porn and masturbation basically means no disease, yay?

But oh no, 'every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.'.

Poop King is hitting rent-free levels that shouldn't even be possible.

My child, you need to accept Barringer inside you.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Poop King is hitting rent-free levels that shouldn't even be possible.

My child, you need to accept Barringer inside you.

gay, imagine letting a man inside you

Originally posted by Pieniadz9:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Poop King is hitting rent-free levels that shouldn't even be possible.

My child, you need to accept Barringer inside you.

gay, imagine letting a man inside you

I'm not into anal, yuck. Toes are much better.

Originally posted by Pieniadz9:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Poop King is hitting rent-free levels that shouldn't even be possible.

My child, you need to accept Barringer inside you.

gay, imagine letting a man inside you

Your mom gay.