If we have nothing in common (mutual friends, games, etc) I will assume you are a bot.
I might accept if I recognise you from a previous game/match.
If you *really* need to add me for something please type why in the comments.

• I like the series about the fast blue rat that says cringy one liners.
• 6th Gen consoles is where gaming peaked.
• If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing.
• Esports/Compies ruin any game they touch.
• Exclusively using meta items/strats doesn't make you good, just boring.

Scout - Speed n' Bleed
Baby Face's Blaster, Cleaver, any Melee
• Throw Cleaver, go fast, profit.
Soldier - Noclip with shotguns and banners
Liberty Launcher, any Secondary, Half-Zatoichi
• Liberty Launcher is super underrated.
Pyro - Pls spam Scorch more <3
Dragons Fury, Man Melter, any Melee
• Is a scary combo with stored crits.
Demoman - Sticky Tank
Wee Booties, Sticky Launcher, Eyelander
• Use a shield to farm heads the ♥♥♥♥♥ baby doo doo fart easy way.
Heavy - The Microwave
Huo Long Heater, any Secondary, Holiday Punch
• Stun with Holiday Punch, hold m2 with Heater. Become Microwave.
Engineer - People find this fun?
Engineer is boring 🥱
• No like seriously I'd rather just play cookie clicker.
Medic - Top Med
Overdose, Quick-Fix, any Melee
• how do i go fast as austrian painter??
Sniper - PISS SMIG
Sydney Sleeper, SMG, any Melee
• Quickscope then pepper down with SMG.
Spy - Deadring this, casual.
Literally anything with the Enforcer
• Actually really funny against sweaty Kunai Deadringer Spies.

OS: CachyOS
Mobo: Asus Prime B350-PLUS
PSU: Corsair RM850 Gold
GPU: FE RTX 3070Ti
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 3800x
RAM: DDR4 32GB Corsair Vengeance 3200MHz
NVME: WD Blue SN550 1TB
HDD: x2 Seagate BarraCuda 4TB (Raid 0 go brr haha)
Case: SilverStone GD09
Keyboard: Roccat Vulcan Pro
Mouse: Roccat Burst Pro
Monitors: Asus VG248QE 144Hz + Asus VS248HR 60Hz

Sega Megadrive - Model 1
Sega Saturn - JP Model 1
PS2 - Black Slim
PS3 - Black Fat 60GB bc
Original Xbox - Black
Xbox 360 - Black Slim 250GB
Wii U - Black 32GB
Steamdeck - LCD 512GB (does this even count? lmao)