"Ight, Imma grab my nuts." -Christian

"Please don't grab his d!ck." -Mr.Walker

Sean: "Damn, that girl kinda cute."
Me: "... That's a building..." -Me and the boys watching Joe Goldberg

"There's a bunch of f_cking imposters f_cking my butt." -Christian

"I'M CALLING MY MOM!" -Christian

"I'm pretty sure Castle Crashers is the only thing that can bring my family back together." -Me

"I'm going to piss everywhere." -Me

"I'm talking to a big tit Brazilian girl I understand the f_cking process." -Jerome

"Discord is getting softer than Joe Bidens erection dude." -Me

"Freddy Fazbear just DMed me and told me to kill myself." -YeetSmolBoi

"Downtown British" -YeetSmolBoi

"You gon Abraham Lincoln her ass!" -Me

"DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE, OF MY PENIS IN MY FACE!?" -Sean

"REV UP THOSE FRYERS, 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO C*M! -Robert

"Pre-order the British" -Jerome

"Jacob can you count down for me? I'm almost finished." -Jerome

"Im like a rapist but instead of raping im the one being rape" -Me

"I like waking up in the morning to gfuel and beating the sh*t out of my mother" -Sean

"THIS IS ABSURD, I'M JOHN FALLOUT! I SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN HERE!" -Dennis

"LETS HAVE A THREESOME! I F*CK YOU, AND THEN I F*CK YOU, AND THEN I F*CK HER" -Jerome

"I KNOW YOU (the enemy team) ALL FLOCK TO ME BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD A FATHER FIGURE, BUT GODD@MN!" -Me losing it in The Finals