Recent reviews by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) CrackaFett

It's not that great. Should have been a visual novel. The "gameplay" is very bad. The story starts out interesting enough but in the end just falls flat. The themes and story beats did nothing to me. None of it pulled me in.

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"

If you are a sicko and enjoy the janky coop that the series is known for this is for you. Has the intense pace and challenge of a battle royal. :D

Best Turn Based Ever. Awards it will win at TGA 2025. Best Soundtrack, Game of the Year, Best Lead Characters, Best Independent game, Best Narrative, Best Performance, Best RPG. See ya in December. 5/6/25


Life keeps forcing cruel choices.

How deeply attached we can become to the worlds we pour our hearst and souls into.

The cycle we needed to break wasnt the Gommage. Its your familys cycle of grief.

I too am "Whooo". But Im also "Wheee!" So the "Wheee" balances the "Whooo".

The best brother and father Ive ever had.

We're already dead. You're just catching up.

I am not selfish enough to bring others into our doomed world.

You'll never have to suffer a life you dont want.

We're all hypocrites, doing the samething to each other.

See things as they are, not how you want them to be.

Went to a camp to capture this guy for a quest. Snuck around the camp at night and choke out all the guards even the ones sleeping. poisoned their food pot. Found the dude I needed. Stole the book he had for the quest. Decided nah Im gonna bring him to the bailiff that wanted him. Not that far away but took awhile to carry him there. It was still night time so i brought him up to the bailiff room and dropped him on the ground in there. Waited outside with the guard. He wakes up. We hear him scream. He comes running out of the rooms and down the stairs pass us. The guard and i give chase. Matthew is his name btw. So matt stops after a bit and they start fighting. Matt gets his world rocked by the guard. Guard leaves him there so i decide to carry him back to the bailiff. Drop him off again but this time i get him nakey. Wait outside with the guard. He comes running out again. He starts screaming JESUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAUGHTER. This time hes limping away. The guard doesnt react. So i walk up to this limp ♥♥♥♥ and one punch man him in the face. Drops like a brick. I carry him AGAIN back to the bailiff. I wait again. Random folks finally start waking up. They hear this man screaming again. The guard starts walking up to me yelling that I dont have my torch on. Dude is gonna arrest me for this ♥♥♥♥. I turn my torch on and hes like oh yuck ur ugly now i know why you wanted to be around in the dark. Matt comes running down the stairs but this guard is quick. He runs up to gimp matt and one taps him in the face. Matt bends and falls in a way that most would fine disturbing. Matts lays there in the rain knocked out. He awakes just as the Bailiff finally makes his way outside. Matt confused as hell gets up and gets sucker punched by the bailiff. His head hitting the ground makes the guard mad. Now both the guard and the bailiff start beating up matt because he doesnt stay down. He tries to stand but like matt said earlier its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaughter. I try to go to the bailiff to tell him this is the guy he wanted. But before I could matt is already trying to get back up. Another 2v1 takes place and this time the guard knocks him out. But matt cannot be stopped. He gets up again! ITS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAUGHTER MATT SCREAMS. Bailiff pulls out his hatchet and misses then the guard pulls out his and poor matt finally succumbs to his wounds. Quest updates. I talk to the bailiff and give him the book. He asks about matt and i tell him he is dead. Bailiff had no idea he was beating up on matt.

10/10 game would kidnap matt again.

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I dont even like turn base :D

HURT ME MORE SNAKE!

Loved the First and have waited SO LONG for another. Loving it so far. Getting lost in the world. Performance is my main gripe with the game.

I uhhh dropped a nuke on some friends.... 10/10 Will Nuke Them Again. Sleeper hit of the year.