Recent reviews by Tomfoolery

You can wear underwear with your testicles visible and shoot drugs at people.

Incredible fun that wears thin after a few weeks.

Better than the sims 4.

You know what The Sims is at this point. Start by drowning, burning and starving your sims in a puddle of their own urine and then move onto to legitimate achievement and using expert fishing and culinary skills to make your sims immortal.

Then google "Skinner Box" and feel a bit bad about yourself.

Combat and gameplay are quite polished, overall experience is a bit bland and the story is forgettable.

Adaquate.

I broke my A button holding down the nitro button too hard.

Pretty good.

Fantastic and deep and fun and hard and fair and holy crap where did the last 200 hours of my life go.

In order to succeed many of these levels you have to willingly pass yourself to within a millimeter of death, at high velocity, in the air. This game is so hard but always seems to achievable and can become so intense you may break your controller by squeezing it so hard.

Oh yeah make sure you use a controller.

Probably the second best out of the eight entries in assassins creed, second only to assassin's creed 2, which is still a high honor. unlike previous games where you have a lofty goal to vanquish all the templars and win world peace, this time you have one singular objective: GET PAID.

Sail the high seas of the caribean taking what you wish and singing fo'c'sle songs until your throat bleeds rum.

Turn off antialiasing to avoid game breaking graphical issues when piloting ships, expect janky and weird kill animations from time to time.

THEN SAIL THE HIGH SEAS AS A PIRATE. Simple enough.

Much like Left 4 Dead but with class selection and a lot more weight behind your shots and swings.

In my opinion, the strongest entry in the total war franchise to date, old textures and all. This game is simple enough to begin that even people who don't like grand strategy games will love it, then when you have conquered far and wide the complexity will rachet up to the point where experts will love it even more. Personally leading a battle of the thousands on the field never gets old and it gives campaigns a weight behind them. You become invested in your legions and your invasions.

Though notably not quite as good as it's predecessors, this game still has a fair amount of charm to it, and it brings the game to a more visually friendly 3D environment. The basics are all still there, build a good coaster, charge 3.50 a ride and scale it up until they start to complain, then build concessions, kiddy ride, maybe some transportations and then wait until you have enough money for another coaster and then you hit it big.

Something about this series implores you to spend day after day perfecting your park, it's widely addictive.