Recent reviews by Tomfoolery

This game is polarizing. You either love it or you hate it. The pc version has a kind of cost at entry, where you have to root out various bugs and hindrances in order to play unaccosted. once you get set up and stabalize it however it's pretty good. This is probably the single greatest example of making good on incredibly low budget. Deadly premonition was originally a ps2 game which was bumped up in scale before being released for the xbox and ps3, this means that it has a lot of the quirk and "jank" that you get from old school ps2 games with a larger scale and length.

Over all Deadly Premonition is an exercise in video game weirdness, the merit of the game comes less from the plot or gameplay and more from "Wow look how weird this guy's character model is when he's smilling" or "pffft that zombies running sideways." Kind of a more eloquent goat simulator.

This games charm is impossible to describe, so for reference go and watch the "two best friends play" of deadly premonition where they will constantly and in detail describe why the game is REALLY GOOD while also looking terrible.

"The Pickles"

Contrary to popular belief she dies on the first disk, not the second.

Filled up a bathtub with stimpacks and buried my bed in money.

Tough but fair. Seriously, if you are REALLY good at this game you can parry most attacks with your bare hands. This game is all about risk/reward and the high of legitimate achievement you get from every new encounter is peerless. This is what a masterpiece of game design looks like.

Not meant to be taken seriously. Just pick up the tomahawk and jab it into a guy's skull.

c'mon, you know you want too.

I was having fun when my rockets were exploding on the tarmac and I'm still having fun laying out the stage seperation for my ion propulsion sun surface probe and landing rovers on mars. I could play this game until I die and I just might.

I am incapable of speaking highly enough about this game. If you think that you are not the kind of person who would enjoy a space simulator than believe me... you are EXACTLY the kind of person who will enjoy kerbal space program. The mechanics are accessible and control is easy. Even building a space vessel is as simple as putting lego pieces together. Even if you screw up, and you can REALLY screw up in this game, screwing up is it's own reward as you get to witness the failure and consequent explosion of a massive space ship as it's hundreds of parts fly off in different directions in the vacuum of space. This game never takes itself too seriously, and it never tells you what to do. You simply have a solar system and the means to traverse it, so get to it. And don't forget to send a rescue missions for those poor stranded kerbals on the Mun once you're actually good at the game... It get lonely up there.

MY MIND!

Got an item called the "poop tickler."

The only game where having a responsible morning routine has a significant benefit when you're punching all the dudes in the face and driving really fast cars. The game just looks gorgeous and controls are responsive and everything I do just felt REALLY GOOD. My only complaint is that Wei Shen is a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the ladies. He sleeps with like five different girls and never calls them or even tries to be faithful. But that is a footnote of what this game is which is AWESOME.

You can enter cars by jumping in through the windshield.